Romano: Dumb author-bastard not giving me any one-shots! D:<
Me: Romano, what are you yelling about now? :S
Romno: You! I don't have enough one-shots bastard! D:<
Me: Calm down Roma. You got one just like everyone else! Plus I still need to do Iggy! :|
Romano: F*uck that huge eyebrowed bastard! I'm not getting any attention, and my one-shot was horrible! It had potato-bastard in it! AND DON'T CALL ME THAT! >:(
Me: Chill out dude. You know I love you, but once everyone gets their one-shot then you can get more. ^^
Romano: NO! F*uck that! I want more now! Don't you think they want more too?! >:/
Me: Will you be happy if you get one more Lovi? :)
Romano: No! And don't call me that either! I want at least 2! MAKE IT A BADASS ROMANOPALOOZA! :D
Me: Fine Lovi-no. WARNING TO READERS: A VERY SEXY ROMANOPALOOZA IS AHEAD! ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!
Romano: *blushes* S-shut up!
Me: You know I love you Lovi~! ;D
Romano: I love you too. . . *more blushes*
Me: AWE~! I knew it! ENJOY MY AWESOME FRIEND ROMANO~!
Prussia: I HEARD AWESOME! WHAT'S GOING ON THAT INVOLVES THE AWESOME ME?! ;3
Me: It's not your turn [yet] Prussia! Go back to the kitchen with West!
*Prussia walks away*
Me: They sure are a handful huh? *giggles*
Romano: I CAN STILL HEAR YOU RAGAZZA!
Me: IN CELEBRATION OF HETALIA DAY 2O14 (WHICH IS SATURDAY!) I HOPE YOU ENJOY~!
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Hetalia X Reader one shots! (Around the world)
Fanfiction(REQUESTS CLOSED SORRY!) Ever wondered how to get Norway to smile? Can Prussia be sweet like candy? Maybe you want to help America with his depression? Is Romania a vampire? Can Romano be an attention whore? All very good questions that will be answ...
