♚ 𝐼𝓈 𝒴𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝒮𝒾𝑔𝓃 𝒜 𝐻𝑜𝑒? ♚

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Aries: You can be, when you're not obsessing over one person

Taurus: Yes, Taurus is typically one of the most hedonistic signs

Gemini: You were born to be a Hoe. Own it. But eventually you'll get bored with that. And then five years later you'll be ready to hoe again.

Cancer: You're a Hoe for love and validation , but generally? Nah, you're not a Hoe.

Leo: You're so blatantly hoeish that I'm not sure we can still call you a Hoe or something more evolved

Virgo: No, you like to have fun, but you're too busy to be a Hoe

Libra: You a Hoe with a heart of gold. You don't even realize it, but that doesn't make you not a Hoe, I'm sorry.

Scorpio: The Original Hoe™️ all others are mere interpretations of what Scorpio has done before them.

Sagittarius: It depends. Every Sag has a 'thing' they go wild for. If yours is hoeing, you're a Hoe. If it's say, stationary, nah you're no Hoe.

Capricorn: You're the slyist Hoe. The one we never expect. But when everyone looks away, that Hoe comes out to play.

Aquarius: You one wild ass Hoe! I love it! Go get your ass ate on that park bench! Get dem daddies lined up to bang you! The innovative Hoe.

Pisces: You a Hoe, but only until you find a Hoe that changes you, then you all can Hoe together! Might I suggest a Scorpio?

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