Short Stories

Oh God!

PLEASE BARE WITH ME ON THIS ONE!

Everything felt amazing. Firey felt absolutely amazing. He grabbed another beer bottle and chugged it until it was all gone.

All of BFB was having a party, and it was fantastic. Free food, drinks, a dance floor. And Cake! Mmm...

He remembered having to chase a piece of cake around the dance floor. Everyone was laughing and pointing at the cake, and chased the cake with him. In the end, he ate the piece. And it was goooood... (This is Firey's drunk image of him eating Cake, the character)

His friend Coiny, came to sit by him. He chuckled before starting his sentence. "Hey, hot stuff, what's going on man.. hahah." He said, placing his hand on Firey's shoulder.

Firey smirked. "Hey priceless. Ive been good. Thinking about a certain someone." Firey giggled under his breath.

Coiny's face heated with blush, and his smile widened. "Oh yeah?"

Firey nodded. "Yeah."

Leafy walked over. "Hey, Firey and Coiny, how's it going."

Coiny turned to face Leafy. He stood up, and leaned against her, uncomfortably close. "Oh we're doing just fine, why don't you come and take a seat with us?" His smirk widened, as Leafy's face started to crescendo to a deep blush. He gestured to the chair next to him.

"W-Wow Coiny.. I um.. Uh.. I-Im fine! Eheheh.." Leafy stammered.

"Cmon, you seem to be pretty lonely by yourself." He said, sliding closer.

Leafy quickly pulled away from his grasp, and yelled out for Pin's name, running away.

Coiny watched until Leafy was out of sight. "Haha, nice one man! You showed her who was boss!" Firey said, after watching the whole situation.

"Yeah man.." Coiny looked under the table for a second. His smirk grew. "Say, Firey.. what's that thing?" He asked, pointing underneath the table.

Firey blushed as his smile grew even bigger, where it started to hurt his cheeks. "You trying to say something?"

Coiny walked the best he could to Firey, and leaned on his shoulder. "You want it then?"

Firey nodded. "Fuck yeah."

"Then come here.." Coiny said, pulling Firey's head to his, and they started to make out. Their blushes grew with each waking moment they kissed.

Firey made a few moaning sounds, before they broke off.

Coiny went back to smirking. "Why don't you come to my place?"

"Yeah. Why? You saying something?"

Coiny nodded. "Tonight, I'm gonna make you my bitch, hot stuff."

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*Throws up everywhere*

Hey- *burp* guys!- *throws up again*

I lost a fucking bet to.. Testtubeisawesome

Test Tube Is Fucking Awesome.

And guess what she made me do? Make a Fireoiny oneshot. Despite us both hating the ship.

Hate you Testy :)))

Now did she ask me to make sexual tension and shit? No. Why did I do it then?

Cause I decided to use the rest of my sons for my life, so I wouldn't have to deal with them later.

God please forgive me

I hope you absolutely hate this with your heart and soul, and leave terrible comments on this. If you don't, I'm suing, and using Joe as a witness.

Who is Joe, you ask?

JOOOEE!-

*WE'LL
BE RIGHT
BACK*