Short Stories

Dumpster Fire

Hey! Got tagged by Testy. Again. And this is a big one! Ready for terrible jokes? Alright, let's start.

(We are number) 1: To reveal this, we first need to talk about parallel universes.

(I am) 2 (Tired for this shit): I don't do this. So.. Cancer. I guess. Cause I am a cancer :)

3(some): Uh.. fears?
Definitely dead things, heights, and not knowing things. Seriously.

4(x is 28): IRL, I don't have one. On Wattpad though.. Testtubeisawesome is my best friend. :))

5 (is a perfect number don't @ me): SHIT I FUCKED UP. We are just gonna do number four as number 5. Things I love.. Family, friends and God.

6(9.. That's the joke): I'm actually listening to something right now, as we speak. It's Elevate by DJ Khalil.

7 (Is a terrible number. Especially in Geometry): Uh.. nothing, honestly. I dunno.

(I) 8 (nothing today): Complainers. Fuck them. (I mean like people that complain about everything 24/7)

(6)9: Brown, bitch. Naw just kidding.

10(/10): None lmao.

11(... 11): Reason I joined Wattpad. I was obsessed with Coinpin, and I had this story in my head I couldn't get out. So I made a Wattpad account and a shitty story to go with it. That's basically it.

12 (year olds scare me, no offense): Terrible. This goddamn runny nose won't ever damn go AWAY AHHHHH.

13 (Ah, the golden age of kids): To know what is gonna happen in the future. But realistically, that new animal crossing game. I've never tried one before, so.

14 (Is my definitely real age, guys): Bruh is that a damn question?

( I can't think of anything for the teen stuff) 15: Uh.. It's my name, but slightly modified. It shouldn't be that hard to figure out.

16(9): SPIDERMAN INTO THE SPIDERVERSE. I AM SO PUMPED THAT THEY ARE MAKING A SEQUEL. THAT FIRST MOVIE JUST STOLE MY HEART.

17 (17): It changes a lot. So, nothing.

18 (18): Imagine Dragons I listen to most, but I don't really actually have a favorite band. Panic at the Disco is alright, too.

19 (19): Getting scolded at, I'm kinda sensitive, failing or making mistakes, and being around others IRL.

20(=10x2): Video games, writing, and you guys!

(9+10=)21: Um.. Humbleness. And people who are there for you. People who don't complain and people who radiate a pleasant aura.

(2x2=)22: Uh.. I actually haven't experienced REAL death before so I'll say, my Chinese grandpa..

23 (23): My family and you guys. :)

24 (is an oddly satisfying number for me): Great! Nothing bad at all.

25 (is the halfway mark): Christmas.

26 (26): Testy. But I do like others like Enderbitez, Stapeysexual, and Tenszu. Plus others as well on the discord server. (Psst. https://discord.gg/k6ACqmp )

27 (27): Hm. Well.. I dunno who I'd date. If we were going by who I'd be more comfortable with I would say Testy, but I dunno. Y'all can decide. I don't care.

28 (28): I think all of you are amazing, wonderful people :))

29 (29): Oh my God. I hate it when people are like, unironically, saying "STOOOOOOOOP." Like it annoys me. I don't know why. I also don't like it when people are nosy and GOD I HATE YOSHI IN SSBU.