(So we just gonna skip one and head straight for) 2 (? Aight then): eHhh.. reading and writing. Video games? Is that a hobby? My mom says it isn't so..
(Why did this happen, the) 3 (qual): It jumps around based on my energy. But I've been listening to a lot of the gym battle theme from Pokemon sword and shield. In fact, I'm listening to it rn! Does that count as real music?
(Im) 4 (real on that last statement, and I'll prove it now!):
There it is! The music
Here is my REAL lockscreen. Skol.
And my home screen. Isntshesopreciousicanttakeitsheissocuteahahhahahahhhh
(I WILL DIE IN) 5: kinda. I had one last night that just went all over the place. My dad was a famous quarterback in the NFL, I almost got ran over, I pissed off na executioner, and I ran away from a tourist building. It was fucking weird xd
6(9. Is it funny yet?): eHhh... I originally woke up at 5 am. I got up and played a bit of Pokemon sword but went back to bed cause I was too exhausted. Now I feel. A lot better! So the answer is.. well... Yes, but actually no. Next!
7 (Is a stupid and weird number): Pfft, it's one. What, you think I actually have friends? PAHAHAAHH! It's Testy, just her. lol. what a joke of a question for me.
8 (÷ 2 is my favorite number): Not really. Sometimes though. Under certain circumstances.
(6)9 (Did you guys laugh yet?): PE, English, or science.
(Pay a)10(tion): Obviously the old Town road man jeez. I rode down that thing till I couldn't no more :)
11 (= 1 + 1. Did I make that joke already? Idk): Duh. Football, Baseball, hockey are my three favs. Fuck soccer/futbol.
12(th grade is the last year of grade school): A bit of a rude question, but I'd say, for the most part, yeah. I've been slacking a bit though.
(Friday the) 13(th): I.. uh.. stockwise, nothing..? What the hell is this supposed to mean xd
(Again, my totally Real Age) 14: Uhm, not really. It jumps around. I like Nintendo, how bout that? :)
15 (is a quarter of 60): Yeah. Sister and brother. They both hate me :D
16(9. Do you guys get it yet?): Lol no. I like to do it though!
17 (is worse than 7): none..?
(FUCK ALL THESE GODDAMN TEEN NUMBERS!) 18: No. Kinda? No. no no no. Plus, who would I have a crush on? O have no friends. Like, bruh, cmon.
19 (is legal): ...
For some reason) 20 (gives me ocean vibes. Idk why xd): Idk. Testy? I don't have an idol, and she is my only friend so....
Hey! I'm dead! Why did ya think the font changed? The person you heard up there is not the same person here. Jeeez you guys are stupid :)) a-anyway, goodnight :)
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