TMNT Oneshots

TMNT x Reader: Christmas Rage

This is gender-neutral with a spice of angst. Luv u all!

You trotted down a dark alley, hoping down into a manhole. You walked down the sewer tunnels and went through the entrance. You expected the turtles to be training, or perhaps doing something fun. But you were met with a terrible sight.

The turtles were all standing in the center of the living room, yelling if not SCREAMING at each other. You felt mad. Mad at the fact that of ALL the times they would choose to fight, it's now. On Christmas Eve!! You had a look of anger. 

"Guys, seriously. Sometimes I wonder HOW you all are brothers. You guys always fight and fight and FIGHT! I get it if it's training, but when it's Christmas Eve then y'all should consider showing a little bit of love and adoration!" dropped the bags of gifts and pointed at Leo. He flinched and you began to soften up a bit. 

"Leo, you're a wonderful leader, but there are a lot of times that you have to be more than that. You have to be more than a colleage. You also have to be a BROTHER and accept the fact that not EVERYONE thinks like you. Not everyone can be great and fearless like you. You have to learn to not just accept it, but utilize and cherish it!"

You then looked at Raphael. "Raph... My God! If I had a dollar for every time you came to me saying that Mikey or Leo or even DONNIE are all annoying, I'd have enough money to buy a CAR! No, scratch that. A car made of MONEY! Listen, I get that siblings argue. I've got annoying relatives too. But when you spend all your time venting about it or beating a punching bag over it, that's a sign that you need to find a more healthy way to cope. You can vent like that SOMETIMES, but yelling and/or punching will NOT solve anything."

Next, you shot daggers at Donnie. He stumbled back a little and stuttered. You sighed. "Donnie boy, I have been telling you this for a long time and I'm sure that Splinter has been saying it since you were four years old: It's okay to be smarter than everybody, but you can't go around pointing it out. You can't just shut all of us out by going into the lab. Your inventions aren't the only things that need your attention and THEY aren't the only ones that care about you!"

Finally, you looked at Mikey. He had a look of guilt. "Mikey, sweetheart, I know you love pranks. I know you love loads of laughs. But when all you do is prank and such, it can get to be too much. There are PLENTY of other wonderful and funny ways to bond with your brothers. Instead of pulling pranks, you should be asking if they'd rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby." "What's a matter baby?" You smiled, before laughing. "Nothing guys. Now! Instead of fighting, how bout we get some presents out and open?"

Their faces slowly lit up one by one. They nodded in unison and you brought the gift bags over. You handed Mikey his first. He opened it, and inside was a two-liter bottle full of orange soda and a 101 funny joke book. "Awww, dud(ette)! This is awesome! I love it!!" He then picks you up and twirls you around in his arms with you giggling. You see the other turtles start to crack a smile as well.

You moved onto Donatello. You handed him a massive gift bag. He opened it and was welcomed with a box. He looked at you with caution, before opening it with care. He opened it and saw a brand new microscope awaiting him. He lifted it up slowly and smiled a wide smile with a beautiful twinkle in his eyes. He smiled and gave you an awkward hug.

Next was Raph! He was given a small book called Amber.exe. He rolled his eyes but thanked you for the gift nonetheless and said that he would read it. You explained that the book was a horror book, which perked him up a little. You then gave him another bag and he opened it to reveal a small punching bag. "It can attach to a table or anything else! The spring on the bottom makes it so you can't break it." He smiled slowly but surely and grabbed you, giving you a noogie.

Last but NOT LEAST, was Leonardo. "Alright, Da Vinchi! Here's your gift!" A giant bag was given to him, and he opened it. The light shined on bright green leaves and brown branches. A Bonsai tree met his gaze. You then handed him a deep blue watering-can that was dwarfed by his three-fingered hands.

"Alright, guys! I have one last gift!" You then told them that they'd have to come back to your apartment to see it because it was far too big to fit into a sewer hole. They sneaked their way into your apartment as it was still lit out, but they knew saying no to you would not only be a bad idea, but also impossible.

When they entered, Master Splinter, Casey, and April were all waiting. They each were holding a cup of hot cocoa, and you gestured to something at the side of the room. When they turned, they were faced with a giant painting of four turtles swimming in water. In each section of the water that they were swimming in, it was colored to match their masks.

Their faces said it all and you could certainly say that this Christmas was a complete success.

The End~~~! ❤🧡💙💜