BNHA/MHA x reader oneshots.

Cartwheels. Katsuki x reader

"I'm t-tota-lly f-fine Tenya!" I told my brother.
"No I'm taking you to recovery girl, you can't just a sit out in the rain! You have a fever it's foolish of you!" He scolded me.
"Where am I supposed to clear my head?! I always lay out in the rain when I can't think straight!" I told him.
"You do that when it's warm! Not when it's just above freezing! You have to stop doing that! We're lucky Bakugo found you!" He told me.
Bakugo.
Probably my arch nemesis. He called me short one time and I've hated his guts ever since. People tell me not to take it personally. I'm taking personally because they told me not to. Suck on that.
When my adoptive brother pulled me into recovery girls office I saw the blond hot head standing to the side with his arms crossed.
"You SNICH!" I yelled at him.
He looked a little taken back at first but soon enough he yelled back.
"Don't fuck with me Iida!" He told me.
"Make be!" I yelled at him.
"Fuck you!" He yelled.
"No thank you!" I narrowed my eyes.
My brother gave me a why would you say it like that. Look.
But making people uncomfortable wins arguments. Scientifically proven assholes
Recovery girl checked my temperature.
"You definitely have a fever, one of the highest I've seen." She told me.
"Just kiss my bobo better and let me leave." I rolled my eyes.
"I can't cure fevers, it'll take time before it goes away." She told me.
I groaned.
"Ha! Loser!" Bakugo yelled at me.
"Why the actual FUCK are you even here?!" I asked.
"BECAUSE I CAN BE! YOU GOT A PROBLEM?!" He asked.
"YES!" I tried to stand up. Then it didn't work so I sat back down.
"WELL FUCK ME!" He said sarcastically.
"Thank you for the offer but I already said FUCK. NO!" I screamed.
"STOP MAKING IT SEEM SEXUAL!" Bakugo yelled.
"YOU'RE THE ONE SAYING FUCK!" I told him.
"YOU-!" Before the scarlet eyed scary splodo boy could get me Aizawa came in and stopped him.
"Bakugo, Stop being a nuisance. For this little show I'm making you take care of Iida while she's sick." He told the boy.
"What no! If I was sick I couldn't Do this!" I said.
"What are you doing exactly?" My brother asked.
"Cartwheels." I said spinning.
"Tenya you can leave now." Our teacher told us.
"But she's my sister." He told the hero.
"But nothing. You need to focus on your studies. Go."
My brother mumbled his apologies and stumped out.
"You TRADER!" I yelled.
"I need to focus on my studies." Bakugo said.
"The only reason you found her outside was because you were skipping too." Aizawa told him.
"Fuck." We both mumbled.
"Stop fucking saying that!" We yelled at each Other.
Before we could keep copying each other aizawa sent us to my dorm where the hedge hog was to obey my every command.
"Look." I said walking to an open part of the wall.
Never mind it was a window, I ran into it with a thud.
"Stop being stupid." He told me dragging me up.
"Well I'm sorry I didn't expect to be drugged and hallucinating." I said sarcastically falling into his arms.
He basically just threw me over his shoulder and carried me the rest of the way. He walked into my dorm and threw me on my bed.
"There, stupid." He huffed.
"You can leave now." I told him.
"What? But he said I have to watch your sorry ass." He told me.
"I'm fine with dying here, you can leave." I said again.
"Fuck no, I'm not letting an extra like you boss me around." He said plopping himself on the floor.
"Okay then, just shut up and let me sleep asshole."
He just huffed.
A few minutes passed and I got bored.
I got out my phone and started playing some games.
"You said you were going to sleep." He said.
"Well now I'm not you got a problem asshole?" I asked.
"Yeah!" He said taking my phone.
"What no! Give it back!" I said reaching for it.
I fell out of my bed.
My angry birds
"Stop being an idiot." He said softly lifting me back into bed.
Was he just nice?
Something urged me to grab his hand and pull him with me. As I did that I took my phone and stuffed it under my pillow.
"What are you doing?!" He asked.
"Sleeping." I said lazily.
"Well I'm not tired sleep by yourself." He said getting up.
"No I'm collllldddd." I wined.
"Well I can't make you not cold!" He said.
"AHHHHHHH!" I screamed for no reason.
"Why are you SCREAMING?!" He asked.
"Because I'm bored." I said.
"Well I don't know how to make you not bored." He told me.
I laid on my stomach and stuffed my face in my pillow. After a few minutes I felt a mass lay down next to me.
"Don't think to much of it shorty." I heard him say softly.
I rolled over and put my head on his chest.
I saw his hand shake before putting his arm over my back.
"The only reason I called you shorty was to get your attention." He said.
"What?" I asked looking up at me.
"Don't look at me like that you know what I mean." He said with a tint of pink spreading onto his cheeks.
"I really don't, why would you tease someone to get their attention?" I asked.
"Because I like you damnit." He said.
I just stared at him wide eyed.
"What extra?!" He asked.
"And his heart grew three sizes." I giggled.
"Oh shut up." He laughed.
Did he just laugh, and not in vain.
"I kinda like you too, at least I think so. I hated you but you're just pretending to be an ass." I said drawing circles over his chest.
"Whatever midget get some sleep.
"5 foot is not even that short." I told him.
"It really is, now sleep before I knock you out."