And there is bad language
I hope you enjoy
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Marshmallows
Jean: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?
Nico: you're a hazard to society
(F/N): and a coward. Do twenty
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Save Meh
Jean: If (F/N) and I fell into Tartarus, who would you save?
Nico: can you morons not fall into Tartarus
(F/N): it's a hypothetical question, who would you save?
Nico: my time and effort
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Money
Kidnapper: *through an Iris message* if you can get me 10,000 within in the next 24 hours, I'll give you your friend back
Jean:*tied up* ten thou- YOU THINK I'm ONLY WORTH TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS!
Kidnapper: I
Jean:*scrraming* MAKE IT 10 BILL-
(F/N):*on the other side* shut the fuck up
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Daily Life
(F/N): I screwed up big time
Nico: Given your daily life experiences your gonna have to be more specific
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No!
Nico: I just don't get it
(F/N): ....
Nico: how could you be so stupid?!
(F/N):.....
Nico: you could date anyone but you're dating me!
(F/N): ....
Nico: I'm 100% evil
(F/N): you're 50% sweetheart and 50% idiot, go to sleep
Nico: but hear me out
(F/N): YOU DO THIS EVERY TWO WEEKS, I LOVE YOU, DEAL WITH IT
Nico: *sigh* fine, I was just trying to help you
(F/N): *screams*
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Shopping
Zeus: literally flirting with anyone who goes by
Thalia and Jason: just left to go eat while keeping a close eye in their dad
Hades: being dragged by his kids while threatening cashiers to lower their prices
Nico and Hazel: slowly trying to ditch Hades to do their own thing
Poseidon: actually spent time with his kids
Percy and (F/N): actually had a decent time with their father
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Coffee
(F/N): how would you like your coffee
Nico: As dark as my soul
(F/N): so a vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar
Nico: *voice creaking* yes
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Stop that
(F/N): look you need to stop all this
Jean: stop what?
(F/N): *gestures to Jean* this
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My Imanginary Friend (Nico di Angelo X Fem!Reader)
Fanfiction"Do you ever just feel the world is against us?" "We're teenagers the world is always against us." Take a trip with (F/N) (L/N) and her best friend Jean Barrow as the two discover a world behind the one they were made to believe was reality
