Her Moonlight (edited )

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Kim's p.o.v

Call me a baby if you want, I don't care

My emotions are just all over the place today, blame it on my period

"Hey hoes!" Vic yelled walking into the house like SHE owned it

Um bitch sit the fuck down

"You guys are here because?" My girlfriend asked, annoyed.

"Sorry about her, she didn't get her daily amount of kisses yet." I say causing her to slap my shoulder

"Well if you dumbasses forgot, we need to figure out where we're going to spend Christmas." Pete said

"Paris!" Courtney yelled

Girl-

"Aint no one going to Europe chile." Nicki says.

"Jamaica?" Vic suggested

I groan and flop down on a bean bag

This is going to be a long day

I had heard a mix from Milan to Africa, like what the actual fuck.

Scott actually wanted to fly his gay ass to Japan

"We're going to Toronto." I say

They look at me and shrug.

Wa-

If I knew it would have been that easy I would have said New York or spoken up a long tike ago

The rest of the day consisted of buying tickets for next week and food.

We wanted to go to the house I bought Ariana and reach two days before  Christmas.

We would then fly all of our family and Aaron out there on Christmas eve.

"THEY CALL ME MEGATRON!" Doug screamed

Oh no

"ALL YOU BITCHES BETTER HAVE MEGATRON ON ITUNES!"

"And MONOLOPY!"

I love my hearing and they are definately going to make me go deaf.

Ten seconds later Ari burst through my bedroom door.

"Ari, I'm on my period." I say knowing exactly what she wants

"FUCK!" She screamed at the top of her lungs.

"Anyways I was thinking we could find a doctor and then a surrogate and maybe we could both carry a child at the same time- I want a girl, do you want one cause a girl would be really cute- but like a boy would work too-I mean we could have a boy and a girl-"

"ARIANA!"

She stopped and looked at me with a sly smile on her face.

"KIM!" She yelled back with the same energy

Lord take me now

We ended up deciding that it would be best to go to a doctor after New Years

We want our fair share of alcohol first

Did I mention I picked Toronto because unknow said he/she was visiting for Christmas

LIke there is no way I'm about to be here when a motherfucker who has been sending death threats shows up.

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"Yo kids, I have 13 suitcases so let's get a move on." Nicki said walking into the airport lounge I had booked out for us.

There was no way I was about to have them embarrass me in public

"It's Nicki Minaj and Airiana Grande!" Some paps yell.

Another reason I wanted us to be away from people

"IT'S ARIANA YOU JACKASS!"

Airiana? What the fuck is that.

"Ignore them babe." Ari whispered as the flashes went off around us.

There is gonna be a headline about this in an hour

Why are even they allowed in an airport

"Flight to Toronto."

I get up and smile, two weeks of freedom

Ari and Court were already upfront with Vic, Darion, Doug, Kenny, Nicki and the twins so I walked behind with Pete and Dalton.

As soon as we were leave, I looked out the window.

"Bye LA! GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE!" I said causing some of the others to laugh.

Ding Ding Ding

unknown: leaving soo soon?

yes

unknown: the fun's just starting anyways ;) see u in Canada

unknown: fulreca ouy kdirn hatw

Fucking unknown with their fucking bullshit