The Boy of Three

Prologue

You don't even have to read this

So if you read the original you probably don't read my book anymore, but this is pretty much all that happened before I deleted it. Main characters dad gets shot in front of him and he decides that being mentally vacant was the route to go. So for like 3 years, he's like, a vegetable, and after that, he's like, happy, until he hits 13, that's when he gets depressed and starts hearing a voice narrating his life. One day, he's going to like, school or whatever and he does that thing people who break the fourth wall do and starts talking to the narrator, like a dumbass. Whatever, that's not important, Ticks are unlocked by doing a thing with the thing, who fucking cares anymore. Things happen and Ted goes to juvie for two and half years. Alan and Adam only appear one more time in season one and I don't know if they'll ever appear again.

Tell me what you think-_-

The original is gone forever, you won't have to see that shit show.

I rewrote this thing like 5 times

Sayonara
Caio
Adios
Whatever