TordTom Oneshots/Smutshots (Requests closed for now)

Rules

Hey hey!
Welcome to the land of oneshits!
Yep, you read that right.
Don't you dare skip this part it's important
These are the rules of the book, so you should like, I don't know, read them.

1 Requests
a. Fluff
b. Smut (I'll put a 🍋 if there's smut and a /🍋 if there is mild smut)
c. Opposite day AU
d. Future things
e. Angst
f. Fetishes are fine except feet, vore, shit, and piss kinks. We don't do that around here
g. Ellsworld (anything that I say you can request then it can also be Ellsworld)
h. Childhood (from children to teens also they don't date in kindergarten-6 they're either friends or enimies but from 7-college, then they can date)

2 What NOT to request
a. Rape
b. Bottom Tord
c. Oc's (they personaly bother me. As long as it's a background character then go ahead)
d. Tall Tom (aint gonna happen)
e. Any other world AU that isn't Eddsworld or Ellsword (ex. Mattsworld)
f. x reader's

The heights!! In order
Matt
Tord
Edd
Tom
(Not canon)

The last names!!
Matt Harper
Tord Lande
Edd Golden
Tom Rose

The full names!!
Matthew Aaron Harper
Victor(d) William Lande
James Edward Golden
Thomas Hartley Rose

By the way, I don't want to make Matt necessarily stupid so I'm giving him an excuse.
The boy has short term memory loss-
For those who don't know what that is, it's when you forget things you heard, saw, or did recently.
Also, I really like using different languages so if Edd starts speaking Spanish and Tom French, it's because of that.

Anyways so other than that you're all set to ask me anything in the comments or just go right ahead
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