kwonshi
chan chan channie channie channie chan
kwonshi
channie channie channie channie channie chan
notyourbaby
what
kwonshi
happy birthday 🥺🥺🥺
notyourbaby
it's not a very happy day for me gtfo
joshuji
wdym :(
yoongelic
did someone hurt you?
woojiryeongi
come downstairs chan <33
notyourbaby
i sure as hell am not coming downstairs
last year y'all launched a cannon up my arsehole
icecreamscoup
no chan sweetheart we have a better surprise for you
notyourbaby
you guys are acting suspiciously nice
notyourbaby
seungkwan hyung hugged me and he didn't try to choke me like he normally does
fallingforboo
it's because you're precious chan
notyourbaby
you guys forgot to buy me a present didn't you
chwesol
no i got you a shirt
fallingforboo
i got you this ass *smacks*
notyourbaby
how precious
gyutiddies
if i got seungkwan's ass for my birthday i would cry im not an ass guy
joshuji
you're gay you don't have a choice 🔪🔪
notyourbaby
you guys forgot to bring me cake
fallingforboo
babe i have a lot of cake <33
notyourbaby
i can't eat that though can i
fallingforboo
hm-
yoongelic
chan discovers gayness!!!
notyourbaby
suck my dick
wait no
icecreamscoup
so i bought chocolate cake for nothing
joshuji
i made dinosaur nuggets
gyutiddies
that's cannibalism
wonwhyy
sucking dick is cannibalism because microscopic skin cells
notyourbaby
i don't want any of your offerings grrr
juniepop
even if i ask 🥺🥺
notyourbaby
no
haolight
shut up ungrateful bitch eat some cake
juniepop
GASP MINGHAO
we were being nice to chan
haolight
you can be nice
im just here to give him his bazooka and leave
notyourbaby
bazooka 😳
kwonshi
ok guys let's read chan our letters
notyourbaby
what letters
kwonshi
i'll go first!!!
kwonshi
dear chan,
you're so cute and beautiful and funny and sweet and talented and amazing and you are the bestest person ever mwah thank you for being kpop's future
notyourbaby
🥺🥺 omg
he didn't call me a cunt licking donkey
kwonshi
i nominate hansol to go next
chwesol
here's my letter to you
chwesol
a
notyourbaby
i
chwesol
💝
notyourbaby
...it's the thought that counts right
fallingforboo
me next <3
fallingforboo
stop being so fucking annoying i will break you some day but other than that i love you you're like a little brother i want to bend <333
gyutiddies
bend where, over your desk?
fallingforboo
go cum in a pringles can omg you horny slut
fallingforboo
we're celebrating chan here
notyourbaby
my birth should be a national holiday
woojiryeongi
in that case i should be able to catch a break
icecreamscoup
it seems as if operation: dsoc is failing
notyourbaby
dsoc?
icecreamscoup
don't shit on chan
notyourbaby
ah yes of course
but i like you guys shitting on me
juniepop
not to kinkshame or anything but what
notyourbaby
im
i like shitting on you guys back
juniepop
again, what the fuck
seokedmin
shhhh let the child emerge from his cocoon
notyourbaby
im 22
seokdmin
you're a child
notyourbaby
you're like
just 2 years older than me
wonwhyy
when are we geting cake
chwesol
i want cake
notyourbaby
i want presents
yoongelic
i got you a kazoo
notyourbaby
what's a kazoo
yoongelic
you insert it in your anus and fart
it makes beautiful music
joshuji
jeonghan stop
you put it in your mouth
juniepop
i don't think putting that in your mouth after shoving it up your butt is a good idea
fallingforboo
im just grateful you're still here
notyourbaby
im grateful you haven't tried to auction my pinky toe yet
fallingforboo
great idea putting you up for sale on etsy rn
notyourbaby
im too expensive no one can buy me
chwesol
you're listed for one piece of cheese
notyourbaby
did anyone get me any good presents
joshuji
i got you a bag
yoongelic
i filled the bag with dino nuggets
juneipop
and i put a combination lock on it so mingyu wouldn't get into it
gyutiddies
im good with unlocking locks
wonwhyy
how come you haven't unlocked the stage past friendship for us
joshuji
what is the combination junhui
juniepop
uh
joshuji
WHAT IS THE COMBINATION JUNHUI
juniepop
UH
yoongelic
MY NUGGETS
notyourbaby
what the fuck
gyutiddies
needed me all along huh
icecreamscoup
i got you some food
notyourbaby
oh god thank you hyung you're the only sane person i know
icecreamscoup
they're chocolate covered pickles <3
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