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icecreamcoups
guys i shit you not i had the weirdest dream

mingyuzi
what else is new

haolight
sometimes i wish that i wake up in china and realise that these five years have been nothing but a fever dream

seokedmin
do you hate us that much

haolight
yes

seokedmin
damn son okay

icecreamscoup
shut up
anyways i had such a stupid dream

icecreamscoup
i dreamt that jeonghan had this really dumb crush on shua and they ended up together on april fools' day bc of a prank
what the fuck

woojiryeongi
that is weird
why'd you foreshadow in your dream

yoongelic
foreshadow?
what the fuck i'm not dating an actual psychopath

joshuji
that's not what your mom said in bed last night

yoongelic
boo you whore
lame as fuck

seokedmin
the probably of them getting together is as much as me getting laid

kwonshi
so 99%

seokedmin
what

woojiryeongi
he wants to fuck
take the hint

joshuji
you should've dreamt about these two

chwesol
so hyung
you don't like shua hyung?

yoongelic
ofc not
i'm not gay
and my standards aren't that low anyways

joshuji
bitch please
i'm a three-course meal plus sides

fallingforboo
are you asking to get laid

nyeacnyeac
guys?
can we not talk about sex for like
one day

haolight
i put this gc on mute

icecreamscoup
woooow
my concern is nonexistent just like your lines

haolight
the list of things i actually hate about you is longer than your eyelashes

icecreamscoups
thanks they make me look heart-fluttering

joshuji
heart-fluttering is a serious condition that can lead to death

yoongelic
ngl so can your toxic bitchass

notyourbaby
is this a roast-your-hyungs day

wonwhyy
i'm still waiting for han sungsoo pd-nim to announce seventeen as an april fools joke

joshuji
honestly though if i'd known that this was what i was getting into
i would've hopped on the first flight back to LA

nyeacnyeac
i could've stayed nyeacing in china 😔

kwonshi
shut up bastards we wouldn't have had horanghae

woojiryeongi
for the last fucking time
YOU'RE NOT A TIGER

fallingforboo
fuck seventeen

mingyuzi
i know you would
you're a gay slut

yoongelic
shut the fuck up guys i'm trying to play animal crossing

seokedmin
but i love you guys
say the name?

seokedmin
idk what i would do if you guys weren't here for me :(

kwonshi
seokmin we're just joking
it's not like we hate seventeen

joshuji
yeah
we love seventeen

icecreamscoup
do you seriously think we actually don't want to be here?

haolight
... yes?

icecreamscoup
MYUNGHO

haolight
i'm just kiddding lord
i love you guys

mingyuzi
some more than others ;)

nyeacnyeac
yes ofc haohao loves me :)

haolight
april fools i actually hate you all

wonwhyy
that feeling is mutual

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