seokedmin
hey guys i have a bit of a problem
wonwhyy
funny how you say a "bit" when clearly you have a lot
seokedmin
anyways
i don't know how to flirt :(
kwonshi
come over to my bedroom and i'll teach you everything
joshuji
did someone say flirting
i am great at flirting
joshuji
i love love
icecreamscoup
you literally said your otp was adam and eve
joshuji
nothing like eternal love, right?
fallingforboo
i'm getting the impression that he's a little lonely
mingyuzi
he's been that way since jeonghan hyung took cheol hyung to drink last week
joshuji
clearly it's because i don't like drinking that much
mingyuzi
no it's clearly because hyung doesn't like you that much
seokedmin
this is about me, shua hyung
stop making everything about you
joshuji
wow okay everyone's dumping me
kwonshi
anyways
you said you needed flirting tips, seokmin?
kwonshi
why
who has managed to steal that heart of yours
seokedmin
no one you need to know of
yoongelic
so basically
if you wanna flirt, you've gotta be bold
yoongelic
just rock the world
boo-yah!
fallingforboo
what
joshuji
he's still drunk don't mind him
yoongelic
shua
baby i love you like lalalalalalalalalala
seokedmin
is this how im supposed to flirt
joshuji
no
nyeacnyeac
seokmin
you gotta be subtle
nyeacnyeac
being bold is only gonna get you rejected
yoongelic
fuck you you chinese takeout
nyeacnyeac
thanks i know minghao would take me out ;)
haolight
...
shut up
nyeacnyeac
see
kwonshi
nah nah seokmin ignore them
if you wanna flirt then you've gotta do nice things
seokedmin
...like?
kwonshi
bring them gifts
like a heart
seokedmin
so a heart shaped box of chocolates
got it
kwonshi
no no no
an actual heart
kwonshi
you must take the heart of a lamb
seokedmin
...
woojiryeongi
or you could just cut out paper hearts and bury your loved one's room in them
seokedmin
that's the best idea i've heard so far
and it's stupid
chwesol
just use pickup lines???
works perfectly fine
seokedmin
FINALLY SOMEONE LOGICAL
thank you
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