yoongelic
genuinely wondering
what the fuck is a notable achievement award
yoongelic
the only notable achievement we had this year is sending our entire fandom to jail
fallingforboo
at this point they might as well give us the award for fattest ass in the universe
gyutiddies
yeah but your and minghao's butts cancel out and make a normal butt
juniepop
anyways hansol and i were talking
haolight
get ready for disaster
chwesol
we came up with the papa awards
icecreamscoup
pledis absolute poopie awards
juniepop
even better
phattest asian pussy awards 🤩
joshuji
i
blocked
juniepop
no come back you're one of the nominees for best man tiddies of the year
notyourbaby
what am i nominated for 👀
chwesol
most unbearable maknae of the year
fallingforboo
i'm nominated for aoty wbk
ass of the year
icecreamscoup
i heard from news outlets that yoon jeonghan was nominated for soty
yoongelic
boo seungkwan is not a reliable news source wdym
yoongelic
he's a bigger snake than dispatch
icecreamscoup
actually you're the one nominated for snake of the year so
kwonshi
i'm nominated for tiger of the year
juniepop
anyways we'll be giving out awards now
chwesol
congratulations to hong jisoo for winning roty!
joshuji
bitch–
chwesol
he wins this award for his notable achievement in blasting our ears off by listening to red velvet's rookie for ten hours straight
joshuji
i played it twice stop this disrespect
juniepop
kim mingyu wins biggest man tiddies
joshuji
i should've won that wtf
#paparigged
gyutiddies
shut up your tiddies are smaller than soonyoung's pp
kwonshi
why are y'all convinced i have a small pp
woojiryeongi
because you do
seokmin am i lying
seokedmin
...no
yoongelic
wait how do you know
have you two been fucking without me
seokedmin
uh
kwonshi
he just gives me pp examinations like a true homie
joshuji
"without me"
yeah i hate it here
icecreamscoup
why doesn't jihoon check my pp like a true homie
woojiryeongi
...because we aren't homies
juniepop
best unhomiezone of the year goes to choi seungcheol and lee jihoon
yoongelic
anyways love how mama made up two new awards for us in the past two years but they're the same fucking award just different names
chwesol
anyways soty (saltiest of the year) also goes to jeonghan
seokedmin
will you tell us who got the daesang
juniepop
ah yes
the daesang, the papa
juniepop
this year's phattest asian pussy award goes to
seokedmin
*smacks seungkwan's ass as a drum*
haolight
can i leave the group chat i think i'm hallucinating
juniepop
me
juniepop
quick act surprised
icecreamscoup
genuinely am surprised you don't have a pussy
joshuji
don't tell me you haven't seen the video of jun in the wap mv
icecreamscoup
i
what now
joshuji
you haven't?
good
haolight
he won because he is the pussy
wonwhyy
what the fuck
genuinely what the fuck
wonwhyy
i go offline for one hour and this happens
notyourbaby
anyways stream danceology thanks 💃🏻
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