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yoongelic
do you wanna know what shua did last night???

icecreamscoup
do you want to get kicked out again

yoongelic
shut up choi let me speak

yoongelic
he proposed!!!

kwonshi
he's rich enough to buy a ring?
that hoe said he was broke

kwonshi
he literally bailed on paying for dinner last night

yoongelic
nah that bitch proposed with a ring pop he's broke broke

chwesol
that's still really sweet
i proposed with a dino ring

joshuji
you mean those plastic rings you get with happy meals?

seokedmin
what kind of happy meals are you buying, jun's?

woojiryeongi
can't imagine them tasting good

nyeacnyeac
i call them fappy meals
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

icecreamscoup
blocked

fallingforboo
no hyung
he proposed with a literal dino ring

joshuji
aww i want a ring with a little brachiosaurus on it

icecreamscoup
get jeonghan's face on it
it's no different

yoongelic
you merely called me tall and loved

gyutiddies
that's me :D

woojiryeongi
loved by who, wonwoo?

wonwhyy
i do nothing and i still get dragged into this shit

wonwhyy
but i do love mingyu

fallingforboo
hansol literally proposed with a ring
with chan's face on it

notyourbaby
smh my face is worth more than any diamond

icecreamscoup
except for carats

yoongelic
wow seungcheol has a heart

icecreamscoup
actually i don't
i gave it to jihoon

woojiryeongi
it's framed in my bedroom wall

yoongelic
wow did jihoom cum in your rice today

icecreamscoup
no but maybe i came in his

notyourbaby
ANYWAYS

notyourbaby
im bored

yoongelic
hAHA YOU HET LOSER
gays never get bored

notyourbaby
why don't you busy that mouth on sucking

kwonshi
🧐

notyourbaby
...that ring pop

woojiryeongi
boohoo is baby not allowed to swear?

kwonshi
nah me and seokmin are disciplining him

woojiryeongi
well then he's fucked

seokedmin
said seungcheol to you last night

woojiryeongi
bitch

seokedmin
no u

gyutiddies
someone definitely pissed in his cereal

chwesol
hehe
white pee

joshuji
oh yeah isn't that from that hentai we watched

yoongelic
hentai?

fallingforboo
we?

icecreamscoup
watched?
without me?

fallingforboo
hyung...?

icecreamscoup
oops i mean
you watched hentai together?

joshuji
i swear hansol told me we were gonna watch boku no hero academia

chwesol
and i might've clicked on the wrong link

joshuji
yeah he made me watch boku no pico
my eyes were SCARRED

haolight
little gay boy fucking a pervert
sounds like you and jeonghan to me

nyeacnyeac
kinky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

haolight
junhui don't make me discipline you again

nyeacnyeac
i love it when you talk dirty

seokedmin
oh you do?

haolight
im
bye

seokedmin
i bet you love rolling in delicious sticky mud :D

wonwhyy
wait a second
...delicious?

nyeacnyeac
actually i do

wonwhyy
d e l i c i o u s ? ? ?

kwonshi
i pranked him once
told him it was fondue

seokedmin
it wasn't???

woojiryeongi
you two are the reason i have chronic migraines

fallingforboo
okay but am i beautiful or not

joshuji
no

fallingforboo
incorrect answer
next

gyutiddies
yes but i'm prettier

fallingforboo
wrong
next

chwesol
you're ugly hoe

fallingforboo
g a s p

chwesol
is it working do we seem like a married couple yet

joshuji
how cute
but bickering isn't the key to being married

yoongelic
yeah you gotta eat ass too

icecreamscoup
blocced

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a/n: i wanted to make this fluffy but i don't do fluff

i might end this book after 80 chapters (or 100, depends)
or i might have slow updates for this book and just upload whenever i get an idea

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