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icecreamscoup
damn i found my old cassettes yesterday i feel old asf

yoongelic
you are old wdym

icecreamscoup
you're the same age as me buttface

yoongelic
if my face is a butt can it be seungkwan's

chwesol
no wtf hyung

mingyuzi
he's afraid he'll get mixed up and eat the wrong ass

woojiryeongi
do you only have dirty thoughts 24/7

kwonshi
247-

woojiryeongi
stop

haolight
hyung your face already looks like a saggy butt 🥰

yoongelic
must be because i get more action in bed than you ever will 🙂

wonwhyy
you say that when junhui is by far the kinkiest person in our group

mingyuzi
hey how do you know he's kinky

wonwhyy
you think he doesn't share details with me?

wonwhyy
if minghao isn't telling you anything that's his fault 🤡

fallingforboo
i get that it's nice to have lover's quarrels from time to time but please shut the fuck up

mingyuzi
smd

chwesol
hey hey hey
not on my watch

icecreamscoup
you kids give me constant anxiety
my hair might turn white

yoongelic
your hair IS white

icecreamscoup
do you want to die

notyourbaby
does everyone have dark hair rn

icecreamscoup
roses are black
violets are black
everything is black
lee chan is blind

kwonshi
*sNIFF*
poetry!

icecreamscoup
do y'all remember when we were kids
the memories i made

yoongelic
damn seungcheol we weren't alive when jesus was born

joshuji
actually

yoongelic
say you're the lord one more time and i'm breaking up with you

seokedmin
okay but cheol hyung has nostalgia right?

seokedmin
i still have traumatic memories from the time a hive of bees stung my butt

woojiryeongi
were those bees perhaps kwon soonyoung

kwonshi
boobees

woojiryeongi
good lord why the fuck are you obsessed with tits

kwonshi
no i like tiddies
you're mistaken

icecreamscoup
i used to play all day 🥰

yoongelic
damn the village girls probably loved you huh

icecreamscoup
stop it i was twelve

joshuji
in america i had to deal with shirtless men having karaoke parties right outside my backyard

mingyuzi
isn't that just monsta x during the end of year award shows

kwonshi
disrespect jooheon one more time and he'll baksu your ass into oblivion

icecreamscoup
i wish i were eight again
i wouldn't have to deal with yoon jeonghan

yoongelic
you wouldn't have lee jihoon though

icecreamscoup
no i'm kidnapping him

wonwhyy
ngl i thought hyung was part of a gang when i heard he was from daegu

icecreamscoup
i am part of a gang
big tiddie gang 🤩

yoongelic
👁👄👁

chwesol
that face looks like seungkwan ngl

fallingforboo
hey babe why don't i snap your ankle too so we can be matching 🥰

seokedmin
in all seriousness remember the gag skit shows from when we were kids

seokedmin
im a 100% sure that svt is a recreation of that

nyeacnyeac
we should roleplay that

haolight
junhui go away no one wants to roleplay ever again

nyeacnyeac
okay bitch don't come to me begging though

icecreamscoup
i am begging for the sweet embrace of my home to take me back