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joshuji
hey guys
update

joshuji
jeonghan's entire body is bruised

icecreamscoup
...
i didn't need to know

joshuji
well
did i go too rough on him

kwonshi
woah woah wOAH

seokedmin
that's a little bit too much tmi

germgyu
isn't that what tmi stands for?
too much information?

joshuji
i mean is it really my fault we didn't use protection

haolight
that's unhealthy ew
stds be like here i come

joshuji
why an std lmao

haolight
you know what
fuck it

joshuji
i'm worried
is it normal for han to scream that loud?

icecreamscoup
i mean
you guys did use no protection
must've ruptured his ass

joshuji
his hand kept grabbing my head
god was that a weird sensation

kwonshi
shua hyung
i think that's too many details

yoongelic
joshua
what bullshit are you spewing

joshuji
you're okay?
i was worried i'd broken you
i'm sorry for being so harsh

yoongelic
yeah im okay
but what the hell

joshuji
what?

yoongelic
we were FIGHTING
like friendly wrestling
you made it sound like

kwonshi
you two were fucking, yes

joshuji
me? fucking jeonghan?

joshuji
actually that doesn't sound that bad

yoongelic
uh jisoo
no sex until marriage

joshuji
don't worry we're already married

kwonshi
i have no idea what these two are up to and I'm scared

woojiryeongi
i guess the room's gonna be pretty noisy tonight

icecreamscoup
sending my prayers to the eighth floor

haolight
sending mine to the sixth

yoongelic
istg guys we're not gonna have sex

joshuji
we're not?

yoongelic
YES
besides you'd last like 0.0005 seconds

joshuji
that's not what your mom said

yoongelic
you really think i'm going to fuck a guy who makes your mom jokes?

joshuji
you were contemplating it?

yoongelic
fuck

germgyu
damn jeonghan hyung found himself in a
t r a p

yoongelic
mingyu imma beat your
a s s

joshuji
hey you can't be beating ass
I'M beating ass

yoongelic
yeah no the only thing you'll beating is your own meat
so take that inflated ego and fap to it

joshuji
:(
imma just fap to your baby pictures

haolight
ew didn't know hyung was a pedo

icecreamscoup
he always stares at chan okay
he's definitely a pedo

joshuji
if only jeonghan was a baby
then i'd proudly be a pedo

yoongelic
please just
fuck off

joshuji
sure
but fuck me first

haolight
i'm going to bed
this is too much for me to handle

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