(i won't be swearing in this chapter because ramadan!)
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yoongelic
once again, my trust in my minions is solidified
fallingforboo
kindly go step off a cliff pls
icecreamscoup
YOON JEONGHAN YOU @!#&8£
yoongelic
calm down cheol
not your fault you raised your kids so horribly
icecreamscoup
**our kids
it's your fault you raised them like this
yoongelic
i only raised soonyoung, mingyu, seokmin and joshua
you raised the other traitors
icecreamscoup
that's it i want a divorce
yoongelic
boohoo is a divorce the only way you'll get your money ☹️
icecreamscoup
i drive a bmw i have no need for money
icecreamscoup
you, however
are a greedy piece of shi
yoongelic
okay seungcheol enough
im not greedy im smart
notyourbaby
at what, being a convincing prick?
yoongelic
yep
notyourbaby
oh okay noted
joshuji
you are going to compensate right 😐
yoongelic
ofc
i give you money even without this game
kwonshi
jeonghan sugar daddy??
yoongelic
cheol im filling out a divorce certificate rn
icecreamscoup
good
seokedmin
yikes
adultery
icecreamscoup
we were never legally married
i simply agreed because i care for you kids
yoongelic
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icecreamscoup
what the
icecreamscoup
I DEFINITELY DIDN'T DROP OUT AT FIFTH GRADE STFU
gyutiddies
city: n
chwesol
RACE: FORMULA ONE
GOODNIGHT
woojiryeongi
state: solid, liquid gas
STATE OF BIRTH: GAS, LIKE A FART
chwesol
STATE OF BIRTH: SOLID, HOPEFULLY 😭😭
icecreamscoup
you are dead to me yoon jeonghan
yoongelic
mwah
joshuji
so can we get legally married
yoongelic
wdym being fruity is illegal
joshuji
you're illegal
yoongelic
thanks babe
now help me win this court case
yoongelic
i gotta get half of seungcheol's property
icecreamscoup
YOU... ALREADY OWN HALF...
kwonshi
while you're at it can i get half of his wardrobe
icecreamscoup
NO???
woojiryeongi
what's the point of holding a court case jeonghan's gonna cheat his way into a win anyways
wonwhyy
not if the judge is fair
wonwhyy
alright mr. choi, what do you plead
icecreamscoup
WHAT I DIDN'T EVEN COMMIT A CRIME
yoongelic
you committed the crime of breaking my heart
icecreamscoup
YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME??@?#?
yoongelic
SO ARE YOU
wonwhyy
order in the court
now let me hear your side mr choi
icecreamscoup
jeonghan is a lying, stinky little a-
yoongelic
-angel, thank you
icecreamscoup
shove ur tricks up your colon
kwonshi
semicolon 🏆
juniepop
if you were a fart i'd hold you in
woojiryeongi
...what
what does that mean
wonwhyy
where did you come from
juniepop
oh nothing just developing a new pickup line
woojiryeongi
whatever that means
anyways
kwonshi
i like it
teach me more
juniepop
are you a baker? because you just put a bun in my oven 😩
wonwhyy
overlooking the fact that that's not scientifically possible
wonwhyy
get out
woojiryeongi
we're not minghao 😐
yoongelic
had cheol used such pickup lines on me i would've bargained for only a third of his property
icecreamscoup
ask ur snotty boyfriend to use those in you
joshuji
i have less snot than you have hair
icecreamscoup
EXCUSE ME I HAVE HAIR
yoongelic
dw you can keep the hair i don't want low quality wigs anyways
icecreamscoup
WHAT
seokedmin
when you enlist you'll need wigs anyways
yoongelic
ah yeah
i can beat cheol up and call it practice
icecreamscoup
the only practice you'll have ever done in 8 years of you joining pledis
yoongelic
watch out cheol, i'll break both your noses
icecreamscoup
what's the other one
oh
joshuji
hong jisoo approves
icecreamscoup
ur fiance wants to break my schlong do you not find this adulterous and wrong and grounds to break up with him
joshuji
do you think i care
i actually want to join in
yoongelic
sure babe
it'll be the 95s' special night
icecreamscoup
NO NO NO
notyourbaby
by apink
yoongelic
if jisoo breaks up with me i get half of his property too so who's really winning here
joshuji
jokes on you, im jobless
haolight
jobless mfs while im here acting het for a bag of dough
juniepop
and look who it is
mr hypocrite
haolight
do u want to divorce me too junhui
juniepop
no
but do you?
juniepop
😭😭
haolight
im leaving
juniepop
HE DOES
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woojiryeongi
is this episode of the weekly soap opera done
yoongelic
wonwoo hurry up and let me have all of seungcheol's property
wonwhyy
granted
icecreamscoup
WONWOO... I TRUSTED YOU
wonwhyy
i can't trust anyone in this group everyone scares me
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