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fallingforboo
do you know what seokmin hyung is?
a BIG FAT CLOWN

seokedmin
look who's calling me fat

kwonshi
hey hey
teasing is okay but fat-shaming isn't

chwesol
my baby isn't fat
he's fluffy! like a stuffed bear

fallingforboo
thank you
also you have thick thighs

woojiryeongi
full offense you look like donkey kong

fallingforboo
wow thanks you look like grumpy from the seven dwarves

fallingforboo
also donkey kong's initials are "dk" so really

mingyuzi
okay okay don't fight

seokedmin
weren't you the one that started it

yoongelic
mind explaining why the fuck you guys are arguing at 10 am in the morning

icecreamscoup
jeonghan 10 am is a perfectly normal time to argue

yoongelic
some of us are trying to get their beauty rest

mingyuzi
nah you probably stayed up until four sucking your bf off

joshuji
first of all we only do that on fridays
secondly do you really think he'd stay up until four

yoongelic
mingyu are you trying to provoke me

icecreamscoup
you're always causing trouble

mingyuzi
and what is the difference between you and i?

icecreamscoup
jeonghan actually likes me

yoongelic
i don't like either of you
i just tolerate choi more

joshuji
i'm convinced jeonghan doesn't like ANYONE

yoongelic
excuse me
i like myself

yoongelic
and seokmin he's an innocent bean

fallingforboo
innocent my ass
he's picking fights with me

kwonshi
because you're always provoking him

chwesol
unpopular opinion:
y'all are clowns

haolight
what is unpopular about that

nyeacnyeac
i'm scared of clowns

seokedmin
congratulations seungkwan it's yet another person who's scared of you

fallingforboo
please suck a nice long dick

seokedmin
i would but i'm not a thot like you

fallingforboo
sometimes i wish you had coherent thoughts

joshuji
okay we need to make peace

icecreamscoup
you threatened to let my dog pee on my leg because i ate your chicken nuggets

joshuji
we need to make peace

joshuji
okay everyone hold hands and gather in a circle

haolight
is this a cult

joshuji
no-
we'll sing praises about one another!

woojiryeongi
so it is a cult

woojiryeongi
a happy cult

woojiryeongi
i hate it

joshuji
no... it's an appreciation circle!

yoongelic
can i go first?

joshuji
sure love

yoongelic
look i love you and all but i'd appreciate if you'd just shut up this one time

joshuji
look i love you and all but i'd appreciate if you'd just shut up this one time

haolight
do we get to stab something
set something on fire

seokedmin
i offer seungkwan as the sacrifial lamb

fallingforboo
sorry organisms with brains can't be sacrificed
how about you try instead?

nyeacnyeac
scratch clowns
i'm scared of THEM

kwonshi
you're scared of your own boyfriend?

nyeacnyeac
and you're not?

kwonshi
fair point

joshuji
okay PLEASE can we make out
*make up

mingyuzi
ew hyung you can make out by yourself

joshuji
mingyu i'm not the president of the chastity club unlike you

joshuji
if i wanted to make out i have a boyfriend to

wonwhyy
mingyu? chaste? haha

woojiryeongi
why do you only come online when it's about mingyu

wonwhyy
uh
um gotta blast

nyeacnyeac
he really clowned himself didn't he 🤡





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