going seventeen | seventeen chatrooms

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seokedmin
hey guys
i kinda wanna know what y'all would do if you weren't in seventeen?

joshuji
i'd be an oriental doctor like my momma

yoongelic
don't you ever get tired of being holy

joshuji
i bet jeonghan would become a professional stripper

woojiryeongi
nah that's more mingyu's job
seungkwan would be the pimp

fallingforboo
excuse me
i would become a celebrity

icecreamscoup
and i would be the president of south korea

chwesol
i don't know if that was a joke or he's being serious

yoongelic
in that case i wanna be your personal assistant, choi

kwonshi
wink wonk

icecreamscoup
im afraid you'd set my balls on fire while i'm asleep so no thank you

icecreamscoup
ji would be my personal assistant

kwonshi
that's because he's your favourite

joshuji
someone's jealous

kwonshi
hey
i didn't call you out when jeonghan hyung was spouting bullshit

joshuji
you need to remind me what time
jeonghan is ALWAYS spouting bullshit

seokedmin
i just wanted to be a farmer

haolight
nice
you'd do well in the stables

seokedmin
at least i wasn't a whole ass tadpole 💀

haolight
do not come for my frogs like that

mingyuzi
i'd probably be a chef or something

wonwhyy
i'd be the manager of that restaurant

mingyuzi
maybe a model or something

wonwhyy
i'd be your manager

mingyuzi
maybe that person who repairs things

wonwhyy
i'd be the owner of your shop

fallingforboo
wonwoo wants to be mingyu's boss confirmed

yoongelic
i wanna milk cows

joshuji
good luck because those will be the only tits you're getting

yoongelic
i'm gay, joshua
i'm not getting any anyways

chwesol
okay is it just me who didn't know hyung was actually gay

fallingforboo
do you ever pay attention to anything

wonwhyy
ngl i think hansol would work at a kindergarten

chwesol
as a teacher?

wonwhyy
no as one of the kindergarten kids

nyeacnyeac
i'd still be a child actor
banking millions baby

woojiryeongi
who's gonna tell him

kwonshi
so, junhui
people do this thing called growing up?

woojiryeongi
you can't be a child actor at age 24

haolight
his mentality is childish anyways let him be

mingyuzi
soonyoung hyung you've been blabbering a lot but you haven't said shit

kwonshi
wdym

mingyuzi
what do you wanna be?

kwonshi
me? a famous singer
hOrAnGhAe

woojiryeongi
i'd be a hitman
make sure he DOESN'T debut whatsoever

joshuji
i think i'm the only one that had a feasible job

mingyuzi
hey

joshuji
with your clumsiness the only kitchen work you'll be doing is mopping the floors

mingyuzi
that's it no dinner for you tonight

joshuji
as if ramen is dinner
imma order tteokboki

mingyuzi
you will worship me someday 😤

haolight
can i also be a hitman, jihoon hyung
i really wanna make sure mingyu doesn't breathe

kwonshi
what did we do to deserve this

woojiryeongi
exist?

icecreamscoup
shush
chan hasn't spoken

chwesol
i don't think he's on right now...

yoongelic
@notyourbaby
god do i hate that username

joshuji
*gosh
dO NOT TAKE THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN

joshuji
and dw jeonghan he hates you too

yoongelic
y'all never like the nicknames i give you

joshuji
you just realised?

notyourbaby
joshuji's a good nickname tho

joshuji
yeah but i like shua much more

yoongelic
i summoned my baby

notyourbaby
read my username
also what are we talking about?

icecreamscoup
future jobs

notyourbaby
i haven't had time to think about that
too busy being the future of kpop
ᕙ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ

kwonshi
that's his job i guess

fallingforboo
guys i'm hungry
the nearest chinese restaurant, anyone?

mingyuzi
we're in quarantine you sick fucker

fallingforboo
we can always order you cow

nyeacnyeac
or i could cook chinese for you guys

icecreamscoup
NO
YOU ALMOST BURNT DOWN OUR KITCHEN
NEVER LETTING YOU IN AGAIN

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