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seokedmin
my ramyeon's missing

joshuji
that's sad, i have mine

yoongelic
you can come over and have dinner with us, you know

seokedmin
really?

joshuji
oh hell nah
last time i invited him, he had an orgasm because of how good the meat was

joshuji
and it wasn't even seasoned that well

seokedmin
in my defense, food is delicious
i kinda wanna marry ramyeon

yoongelic
why though
it's such a cheap food

seokedmin
yeah
it's low maintenance and low cost

kwonshi
hey
i'm low maintenance and low cost

seokedmin
what are you trying to imply

icecreamscoup
hey guys wanna go to the club?

notyourbaby
but i'm not legal-

icecreamscoup
oh shut up i got you a fake id

joshuji
tsk tsk tsk
i am not involving myself in such acts

yoongelic
come ON jisoo
i promise i won't let you get drunk

joshuji
hm
promise?

yoongelic
yES
jisoo look at me

woojiryeongi
what do you think they're doing

icecreamscoup
jeonghan's probably looking at him with those puppy eyes

mingyugh
puppy eyes?
only i have those

wonwhyy
no you do not
last time you tried it didn't work

mingyugh
i wasn't even looking at you with them

nyeacnyeac
hey guys i might bail out on going to the club
i don't wanna go

haolight
the club?
YES FREE WINE

nyeacnyeac
on second thoughts
minghao needs a chaperone

mingyugh
yes please
last time we went he wouldn't stop dabbing and yelling "i am THE EIGHT"

woojiryeongi
if he keeps up that attitude
he'll be the eighth one to be detained

mingyugh
who'd be the first one

woojiryeongi
you

joshuji
you pinky swear right

yoongelic
YES I DO

joshuji
good

icecreamscoup
so is everyone in?

chwesol
do i get orange juice

icecreamscoup
hansol we're going to a club-

chwesol
do i get orange juice

icecreamscoup
hansol

chwesol
do
i
get
orange
juice?

icecreamscoup
okay okay you get orange juice

fallingforboo
imo orange kinda sucks
it tastes too sour and disgusting

woojiryeongi
huh
sounds like a certain boo's personality

nyeacnyeac
i'm still conflicted on whether to join or not

haolight
you know what they say
it takes two to tango

joshuji
you guys are NOT doing the tango

haolight
okay then
salsa it is

yoongelic
what was that spanish dance?
the balenciaga?

joshuji
wtf jeonghan
it's the flamenco

icecreamscoup
OKAY
can we all go?

yoongelic
i don't think i see anyone complaining choi

joshuji
which means we all can go choi

icecreamscoup
fuck you two

icecreamscoup
get ready kids i'm getting a ride

icecreamscoup
which really is our manager that i bribed for free hors d'oeuvres

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