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joshuji
guess who i found playing porn games

notyourbaby
okay fine im sorry i won't do it again

joshuji
...
you too?

notyourbaby
i knew someone was raiding my computer

icecreamscoup
WHAT THE FUCK

joshuji
shhhh gays
it's junhui

kwonshi
hey you misspelled guys there

joshuji
did i fucking stutter

yoongelic
d-daddy?

haolight
did you say junhui
was playing PORN games

juniepop
no i wasnt stfu

wonwhyy
your username is literally a pun on huniepop

chwesol
so you could call it a puniepop
sorry i'll go out

fallingforboo
-with me

gyutiddies
smooth

wonwhyy
we could be them but you're playing

gyutiddies
no YOU'RE playing
porn games

wonwhyy
excuse me what
i play regular rpg games

gyutiddies
then how tf do you know what huniepop is

seokedmin
sHIT
exposed

wonwhyy
junhui thought it'd be a good idea to tell me about his new user

juniepop
in my defense those girls have ass
minghao does not

haolight
can't believe the day would come where i would be cheated on for a fucking 2D porn game

juniepop
hey it's not a porn game
it's an exquisite erotic visual novel

haolight
porn game

joshuji
please don't argue over these kind of things

yoongelic
you literally argued with me over which sex position was the best

joshuji
not my fault your hips are built like a grandma's

icecreamscoup
joshua just confirmed jeonghan is a bottom

seokedmin
yeah that's because he doesn't have balls

seokedmin
he told me himself

yoongelic
what the fuck seokmin i
you've been watching too much hentai

seokedmin
i do NOT watch hentai

fallingforboo
stfu you asked me if there are real life tentacle monsters who tickle you in the pp with their appendages

joshuji
how to read without eyes

kwonshi
that's my husband everyone

notyourbaby
when did you get married huh

gyutiddies
this is why i watch actual porn

joshuji
not that that's any better

icecreamscoup
and you're what, the connoisseur of erotic shit?

juniepop
seeing how kinky he is,,, perhaps

joshuji
get a boyfriend, that's the best solution i have

joshuji
oh wait i forgot, y'all are ugly jackasses
sorry :/

woojiryeongi
don't ever disrespect hinata like that ever again

icecreamscoup
eye
you left me for mr volleyball

woojiryeongi
HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT

juniepop
hey um if you find any hentai of hot thin grasshopper-like men with mullets dm me

haolight
did you just call me a grasshopper

gyutiddies
okay but nothing comes close to boku no pico

joshuji
whoever decided that watching boku no pico as a fun family gathering was a good idea fuck you and your grandfather

fallingforboo
i was going to invite my mom
*shudders*

yoongelic
i was already there though

kwonshi
not even kidding hyung jacked off to vikturi porn

yoongelic
because they look like shua and i stfu

joshuji
you could've jacked off to our tapes?

icecreamscoup
idk what's scarier, the fact that jeonghan indulges in yuri on ice porn or that he has sex tapes lying around somewhere

wonwhyy
kim kardashian who

yoongelic
the world isn't ready for my abs yet

wonwhyy
:/ are you sure
i think they're ready

joshuji
you don't have abs

yoongelic
the abs got cold so i grew fat over them to warm them

kwonshi
guys let's be real here
all this stuff is pretty tame

notyourbaby
13 GROWN MEN FAPPING TO BOKU NO PICO TOGETHER IS TAME???

h

aolight
none of us were fapping huh

chwesol
chan???
don't tell me you like gay pedo porn

notyourbaby
ABSOLUTELY NOT HELL NAH

kwonshi
well okay that isn't really tame but

kwonshi
at least that incident wasn't as bad as the fluttershy x rainbow dash rule 34 art i found seokmin fapping to

joshuji
hey um hoshi what

seokedmin
bye um i have to decapitate a tiger

joshuji
HOSHI???
SEOKMIN???

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a/n: the shock when i realised that despite being a hentai enthusiast I hadn't written a chapter for it yet