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💞 my adorable piece of shit 💞

me
shua i have a plan

💞 my adorable piece of shit 💞
jeonghan sweetie
no 🥰

me
come on it's about shitcheol

seen

me
fuck you

💞 my adorable piece of shit 💞
i know you will ;)

***

twelve angels + one camel 💎

yoongelic
@icecreamscoup

joshuji
please stop jeonghan your last scheme ended with seungcheol almost making out with my uncle's best friend

yoongelic
is it my fault your uncle's friend looks like a certain midget

icecreamscoup
i am once again asking you to change the gc name

yoongelic
but you're gonna have to do what i say first

icecreamscoup
shit fine

~ yoongelic has changed the gc name to
twelve angels + one shitty camel 💎 ~

yoongelic
done (•‿•)

icecreamscoup
eat shit

yoongelic
repeat after me

icecreamscoup
hell no

yoongelic
say it or i leak your nudes

icecreamscoup
how do you have my nudes

yoongelic
i have everyone's nudes

woojiryeongi
is no one else online

joshuji
i am

woojiryeongi
fuck you
anyone else?

icecreamscoup
do you need anyone other than me

woojiryeongi
╭∩╮ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ╭∩╮

mingyuzi
are those titties?

kwonshi
titties!!!

joshuji
no please stop you're gay

kwonshi
how dare you

woojiryeongi
but... you are

kwonshi
i know but how dare you

yoongelic
shut up seungcheol has something to say

icecreamscoup
do i just copy paste it

yoongelic
did you read it

icecreamscoup
no

yoongelic
good
paste

icecreamscoup
to my beloved jihoonie,
you're ugly asf. every time i see you i feel like throwing up. jk you're beautiful but you're not as beautiful as the one and only yoon jeonghan (no one will ever be)
fuck you. fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
actually no fuck me
i love you now can we fuck yet I'm really old and i want to see my grandchildren grow up so we need kids

icecreamscoup
wait a second
what the fuck jeonghan

yoongelic
isn't it sweet
it's what i send jisoo every night

joshuji
liar what you send me has more curse words than actual words

woojiryeongi
...
idk how to respond

joshuji
repeat after me
yes

woojiryeongi
i can understand that much of english

joshuji
okay then

joshuji
i think you're a fatass but i like fucking fat asses :)

woojiryeongi
i see the word fatass
whatever he said

icecreamscoup
is that a yes

woojiryeongi
what no-
can you evil twins shut up

yoongelic
ugh fine
cheol you free at five tomorrow?

icecreamscoup
yes?

joshuji
jihoon you free at five tomorrow?

woojiryeongi
yes? why?

joshuji
i heard a new movie was screening

woojiryeongi
it's quarantine

yoongelic
yeah but there's that lunch buffet deal at the restaurant we always go to i heard

woojiryeongi
a buffet? i'm in

yoongelic
i'm taking seungcheol tho
are you down for that

icecreamscoup
yeah i am

woojiryeongi
:(

yoongelic
well i'm not :)
have fun at your date

woojiryeongi
bitch
shua hyung?

joshuji
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

woojiryeongi
so uh
date

icecreamscoup
sQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

yoongelic
you better thank us

joshuji
with a nice foot massage

yoongelic
shh shua he'll give jihoon a nice foot massage :)

woojiryeongi
fuck you two

yoongelic
our job is done

woojiryeongi
the evil twins and their schemes suck

icecreamscoup
but date!!!

woojiryeongi
sigh
just when i got rid of one baby


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