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notyourbaby
i have no fears
nothing scares me

notyourbaby
as i stand on this chair i realise
how powerful i am

woojiryeongi
can i steal those lyrics thanks

icecreamscoup
where's the spider chan

notyourbaby
spider?
pfft

notyourbaby
it's
IT'S RIGHT UNDER MY CHAIR HYUNG

icecreamscoup
coming, chan

haolight
guess which dumbass cracked the fucking tiles in my bathroom

haolight
junhui why do you jerk off in my bathroom

nyeacnyeac
you're literally my boyfriend
and i do not jerk off

haolight
then explain why the tiles are cracked

nyeacnyeac
i uh
was cleaning

mingyuzi
pffftt HAHAHAHAHA
you clean???

joshuji
tsk tsk unclean bastards

mingyuzi
cleaning only your room doesn't count

yoongelic
he isn't clean at heart

joshuji
it's hard to be when your boyfriend's this hot

fallingforboo
hansol why can't you flirt with me this way

chwesol
oh
um you're so beautiful my eyes cracked looking at you

fallingforboo
what the fuck
but thank you sollie

chwesol
no problem boo

mingyuzi
did you mean bootiful
hahahahaha

wonwhyy
get out

seokedmin
why'd you name your boyfriend after a dog

fallingforboo
what

seokedmin
sollie sounds like a dog breed

joshuji
it's a collie, seokmin

seokedmin
same thing

fallingforboo
do you need vaseline

fallingforboo
to moisten up that dry ass humour

seokedmin
i'm sorry the only thing i have related to an ass is a picture of you

notyourbaby
speaking of ass
i'm an ass person

mingyuzi
we're all ass people
we're gay

woojiryeongi
i mean it's not like any one of us can grow titties out magically

kwonshi
is that a challenge

wonwhyy
oh god fuck no

woojiryeongi
i wouldn't be too concerned
he can't grow brain cells, much less titties

joshuji
let's be real here most of you don't have an ass

fallingforboo
i'm literally the only one?

joshuji
shut up my ass is nicest
yours is all crack and no meat

yoongelic
wow jisoo yet you're the one burrowing into mine

icecreamscoup
i did not need that information

fallingforboo
and i'm still a virgin because hansol is a fucking prude

chwesol
it just doesn't feel right to do the do yet

icecreamscoup
don't force him kwan

fallingforboo
first get your own boyfriend and then we'll talk

nyeacnyeac
is no one other than me genuinely nice to their boyfriend

haolight
i think doing things that could easily kill all of us and worrying me isn't being nice

kwonshi
i'm pretty nice to jihoon

woojiryeongi
why am i with you again

icecreamscoup
you don't have a brain that's why
there are better fish in the sea

icecreamscoup
it's like choosing a catfish when you could have tuna

kwonshi
did you just call me
a catfish

kwonshi
i am NOT catfishing anyone

joshuji
kinda are...

kwonshi
do not go there or i'll cut off your balls

joshuji
jokes on you jeonghan's practically ripped them off anyways

icecreamscoup
i don't know whether you two genuinely torture each other or it's just jokes

yoongelic
👀

kwonshi
they probably re-enact fifty shades of grey every day

fallingforboo
when's your turn ;)

woojiryeongi
ew ew ew ew ew ew ew

nyeacnyeac
jihoon you know you want it

notyourbaby
the spider just went in a crack

icecreamscoup
be a man and fucking get it

yoongelic
why don't you be a man and fuck

icecreamscoup
i've had enough of you and jisoo teasing me for being single

joshuji
it's hard when your best friend's
dating the cutest man on the planet 🤙

icecreamscoup
neither of you ass cracks are my best friends

wonwhyy
are you three always on crack

yoongelic
actually

woojiryeongi
one more sexual joke and i will make you, your ex and your boyfriend choke on needles

yoongelic
i think you should ask that to jihoon
he seems pretty angry lately

nyeacnyeac
the tiger syndrome's getting to him

seokedmin
abort mission abort

notyourbaby
yee haw

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