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haolight
happy birthday to you
my precious moon

nyeacnyeac
aww thank you my little froggo

haolight
did you just call me a frog

haolight
i like it?

mingyuzi
oh look when it's junhui's birthday you instantly come online

mingyuzi
you didn't even show up to my birthday party because you were "busy defending the anti-tiger agenda"

haolight
be grateful i'm still talking to you

mingyuzi
why does everyone hate me what is wrong with you all

haolight
if everyone hates you then maybe the source is right up your ass

mingyuzi
ah yes my ability to not give a fuck about what you say

haolight
really?
you were whining about us hating you just a second ago but go off ig

wonwhyy
maybe you guys should stop arguing for just one day

nyeacnyeac
wdym i love drama and i love minghao
beat birthday gift ever

wonwhyy
you're allowing your boyfriend to flirt with someone else

haolight
what

nyeacnyeac
what

haolight
flirt?
that honour belongs to you wonwoo

nyeacnyeac
i can't believe you're bullying me on my birthday

mingyuzi
you bullied ME on my birthday

kwonshi
i'm kinda scared now for my own birthday

woojiryeongi
don't worry we won't even celebrate your birthday

kwonshi
minghao bought junhui a whole cat for his birthday

kwonshi
shua hyung bought jeonghan hyung a necklace for his birthday

kwonshi
hansol and seungkwan bought each other matching promise rings on their birthdays

kwonshi
and you're bullying me when it's not even my birthday

woojiryeongi
what can i say
boyfriend of the year

fallingforboo
he says that but we all know he'll buy a whole tiger breeding zoo for you

fallingforboo
and give you a whole solo album while he's at it

yoongelic
won't you buy me a whole petting zoo shua

joshuji
i would but i'm broke

yoongelic
how so
liar

joshuji
i already bought the most precious thing i could have

yoongelic
awww shua

joshuji
a new comforter!!!
oh and you too jeonghan

yoongelic
wow fuck you

nyeacnyeac
so you guys didn't plan a surprise party for me?

icecreamscoup
party? during quarantine?

notyourbaby
today i found out that seungcheol hyung is a total dad

notyourbaby
not the cool type either

icecreamscoup
i try my best

nyeacnyeac
if you didn't throw a party for me then you didn't try your best

joshuji
GET WRECKED CHOI SEUNGCHEOL

icecreamscoup
why do you hate me so much hong jisoo

kwonshi
i like how we never actually focus on the one we're supposed to be focusing on

icecreamscoup
okay junhui what do you want

nyeacnyeac
65 cakes
chinese food
xu minghao

nyeacnyeac
what else

chwesol
did you mean 69 cakes

joshuji
dude that joke is so old

chwesol
you're old and i still tolerate you

nyeacnyeac
ooh and a whole bunch of roasts

nyeacnyeac
preferably roast beef

wonwhyy
boy you need to stop with your lame ass jokes

nyeacnyeac
lame ass?
is that what mingyu told you last night?

nyeacnyeac
no wonder he's so salty

wonwhyy
WOW
minghao has rubbed off the wrong way on you

haolight
what can i say
you are what you eat

seokedmin
haha funny
wait a second...

nyeacnyeac
ANYWAYS
and oranges from jeju

yoongelic
because it's your fifth birthday?

fallingforboo
DID SOMEONE SAY JEJU-

icecreamscoup
joshua and seungkwan have the same energy when it comes to their hometowns

icecreamscoup
that's why i hate them both

joshuji
back at you choi 🥰

wonwhyy
happy birthday jun
don't die

nyeacnyeac
omg thank you

joshuji
naju nice

nyeacnyeac
STOP BULLYING ME

joshuji
i'm not~

nyeacnyeac
I SAID STOP

joshuji
do you feel the pressure

nyeacnyeac
haohao get him

haolight
i would but i kinda want to see you two beat each other up

seokedmin
sigh
another normal day in svt house

seokedmin
happy birthday hyung

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a/n: happy birthday junhui! i hope the members have tucked him into a nice fluffy blanket and let him sleep because he looks really tired these days