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woojiryeongi
drop your best pickup lines here
i need them

icecreamscoup
who are you flirting with :(

woojiryeongi
none of your concerns cheol

yoongelic
just know that he loves you cheol

icecreamscoup
really?
:D

yoongelic
idk if he meant it platonically or not but he does

woojiryeongi
i will not comment on that matter but
pickup lines pls

nyeacnyeac
pickup lines? that's my speciality

joshuji
stfu we all know i'm the best at pickup lines

nyeacnyeac
all your pickup lines consist of brother-zoning stfu

mingyuzi
ooh i have a good one

mingyuzi
hi, i'm microsoft.
can i crash at your place tonight?

wonwhyy
i was microsoft but after seeing you i'm microhard

woojiryeongi
so you have a micropenis

wonwhyy
don't inflict your pain on me

icecreamscoup
lmao mingyu accept wonwoo already

mingyuzi
i'll only accept him if jihoon hyung accepts you

icecreamscoup
oh he did
we're dating now

yoongelic
WHAT

woojiryeongi
we're not dating we're just
mutually in love yes

yoongelic
that is dating-

woojiryeongi
no it isn't we haven't made it official yet

mingyuzi
well i won't accept him until they date date

wonwhyy
dammit
jihoon come on it'll benefit both of us

joshuji
hey y'all look at this pickup line i found

joshuji
are you a fart?
because you blew me away

yoongelic
is that the only pickup line you know

joshuji
i'm sorry love your beauty was all i could focus on

notyourbaby
that's the weakest shit i've heard next

fallingforboo
you've heard pickup lines???

yoongelic
im so happy jisoo is finally acknowledging my beauty

joshuji
you're happy?
i thought you were mine

chwesol
damn that's smooth
i'm stealing that

fallingforboo
is it smoother than my skin tho

nyeacnyeac
nothing is smoother than minghao's voice

haolight
thanks huihui i wish pledis saw that too

wonwhyy
i find the fact that minghao and junnie call each other huihui and haohao adorable

mingyuzi
perhaps i could call you wonwon and i could be gyugyu

nyeacnyeac
wonton?
yum

haolight
junhui are you in love with food or me

nyeacnyeac
technically food because you're a snack

haolight
i'm not just a snack i'm the whole damn meal

fallingforboo
hi chwe hansol are you not going to flirt with me

chwesol
...do i need to flirt?
because you already know i love you

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