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seokedmin
so soonyoung hyung found tiktok

kwonshi
charli is my m o m
*throws it back*

yoongelic
that's my baby

icecreamscoup
the next thing that's gonna be thrown back is you on a one way trip to maseok

kwonshi
sexc
strong daddy coups

icecreamscoup
im
it's hard to argue with that but

joshuji
the only tiktok i know is the kesha song

chwesol
tiktok on the clock
we stan

fallingforboo
kesha is like a discount lady gaga so no <3

joshuji
weren't you a beyonce stan

notyourbaby
imagine using the word stan with western artists

fallingforboo
uh this is minki

notyourbaby
michael jackson oppa 🥰
i sarang him so much i am the most loyal stan

notyourbaby
our fandom name is minors because that's what he loves the most 🥰

joshuji
im

chwesol
JSJSJDJSJDJ FUCK OFF

joshuji
eject maknae line please

chwesol
did someone hack seungkwan

fallingforboo
no minki hyung's with me

yoongelic
someone do be cheating 🤭

fallingforboo
I ain't gonna expose you and minhyuk buttttt...

joshuji
oh dw we had a threesome

icecreamscoup
minhyuk gets a threesome before me wow

yoongelic
we had a threesome in playing chess tf
calm down choi

yoongelic
you don't live up to our standards

icecreamscoup
well i'm jihoon's standard so

yoongelic
they do be pretty low

wonwhyy
uh how does one play chess with three members

nyeacnyeac
oh come on we have our bishop joshua, king minhyuk and knight jeonghan because he keeps riding

gyutiddies
i was gonna say human chess but yours makes more sense

kwonshi
chile so

seokedmin
oh no he's learnt slang too

woojiryeongi
he has?
well ily soonyoung

kwonshi
😳 👉👈

haolight
yes hyung it means i love yankingonmydick

woojiryeongi
you are dead

haolight
thank you for noticing

kwonshi
anyways

kwonshi
i tried to do the splits in wap but my hip cracked

joshuji
see this is why i should be performance team leader

nyeacnyeac
main dancer joshua 😳

kwonshi
with all due respect
please fuck off

joshuji
i can actually split and twerk

yoongelic
do you do private showcases
semicolon bracket

gyutiddies
im convinced jihoon hyung named the album semicolon because he loves the winky face

icecreamscoup
i can confirm

yoongelic
hey um drop the dms choi

chwesol
joshua hong wap when

joshuji
excuse me

chwesol
come on i know you're packing some cake

chwesol
you can twerk amd split what's stopping you

chwesol
me and chan did a collab it's only fair you two do a collab

notyourbaby
dw shua hyung i have enough ass for both of us

joshuji
mf
i have nice ass

joshuji
jeonghan back me up

yoongelic
don't worry bbg i'll back it up on you

notyourbaby
blocced

yoongelic
shhh daddy's gonna deal with you later

haolight
wait i ran into a problem
soonyoung hyung

haolight
how you gonna throw it back if you have no ass

kwonshi
you're telling me about this?

haolight
everyone knows you can't get tiktok famous if you don't have cheeks

seokedmin
fuck you he DOES have cheeks

yoongelic
oh?
and i suppose you know all about them

seokedmin
hyung you literally felt up them yesterday

joshuji
i want a divorce

yoongelic
IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
he's talking about facial cheeks

joshuji
you gave a facial to his cheeks?

yoongelic
im
NO STFU

joshuji
that's it im printing the divorce papers

gyutiddies
PAY UP HOE

woojiryeongi
bitch it doesn't count it's three months and one day

icecreamscoup
bet that they'll get back together tomorrow

notyourbaby
nah they're gonna get back together right now

yoongelic
sorry baby i promise i'll only squish your cheeks next time 🥺👉👈

joshuji
awww dw baby
here 💍

yoongelic
🤧

kwonshi
im
what the fuck

seokedmin
anyways i emailed charli d'amelio to promote your tiger agenda

kwonshi
you're the best :')

seokedmin
bOM RATATATA TATATATATA

fallingforboo
minki gaga called
he said he wants his braincell back