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seokedmin
so i may or may not have a golf club up my ass rn

yoongelic
i knew you were dumb but not THAT dumb

kwonshi
uh,,, one question
how?

seokedmin
i bought a mini golf club to flick the vegetables in my soup

seokedmin
and i sat on it

seokedmin
and it's missing and i feel like it's up there somewhere

mingyuzi
username checks out

seokedmin
i'm not soaked tho

mingyuzi
not yet

chwesol
you've got a mini dildo up your ass?

seokedmin
can you stop calling it that hhhh

chwesol
but,,, it is a tiny dildo???

seokedmin
nuuuuu

seokedmin
my mama said dildos are bad

notyourbaby
your mama was a prude

seokedmin
a prune?
did you just call my mama a nut

joshuji
prunes aren't nuts???
they're dried peaches???

haolight
his ass will be a dried peach if he gets soaked

seokedmin
sTOP IMPLYING THAT I HAVE A DILDO UP MY ASS

seokedmin
:(

yoongelic
okay okay shut up everyone my seokmin is sad

seokedmin
jeonguwu

yoongelic
blocked

kwonshi
seokmin's like,,, the purest little shit in the world

kwonshi
but just wondering
would you mind dick up that arse

seokedmin
why are you asking me

haolight
he wants to put his dick up your ass

haolight
seokmin do you feel anything

seokedmin
a) wtf
b) no

haolight
then what's the point of hoshi tryna put his dick up your ass it's even smaller than the golf club

kwonshi
WOW

fallingforboo
five fucking minutes
i go offline and THIS happens

seokedmin
seungkwan please help me

fallingforboo
first of all i think we need couple counselling for soonyoung and jihoon

woojiryeongi
does this bitch want me to drop him

icecreamscoup
yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes

kwonshi
...

seokedmin
normally i'm all for leader line drama but there's kinda a mini golf club up my ass rn

kwonshi
we'll talk about our future later

kwonshi
right now i must cater to my favourite baby boy

icecreamscoup
i think your future is pretty much decided

woojiryeongi
not that i'm complaining

fallingforboo
WOAH WOAH

fallingforboo
are we gonna witness a breakup

woojiryeongi
yes
and it'll be your bones breaking up :)

joshuji
hah reminds me

joshuji
if jeonghan and i break our arms and they hang our hands in casts

joshuji
we can hang out

yoongelic
wow romantic

seokedmin
guys???
i'm afraid my ass is not normal rn

woojiryeongi
are you wearing clothes

seokedmin
yes?

notyourbaby
soonhoon wants dk confirmed

woojiryeongi
no you twat

woojiryeongi
were you wearing clothes when it disappeared?

seokedmin
yes?
anyways i'll try to poop it out now bye

joshuji
why is poop funnier than shit

chwesol
poopie head

joshuji
SEE

woojiryeongi
who's gonna tell him that it can't get stuck up his ass if he was wearing clothes and sitting on it...

seokedmin
... shit you right

woojiryeongi
weren't you leaving

seokedmin
i couldn't force out a poop

joshuji
hehe
poop

woojiryeongi
why is hyung more immature than chan

notyourbaby
pee pee poo pee

woojiryeongi
i take that back

seokedmin
oH I FOUND IT
haha

kwonshi
where was it

seokedmin
it was in my bowl of soup all along

seokedmin
wait
does that mean i gave junhui hyung a piece of celery instead-

haolight
one: what the fuck
two: who puts celery in soup

nyeacnyeac
i was waiting for you to notice

nyeacnyeac
but i already fed the celery to the neighbourhood dog

haolight
you fed celery to a dog-

seokedmin
i guess my ass is clean now

fallingforboo
every single day we stray further from god