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~ juniepop named the chat phat phrog tiddie day!!! ~

icecreamscoup
junhui what the fuck

juniepop
happy birthday haohao!!!

haolight
thank you baby 🥺

joshuji
happy birthday dude

woojiryeongi
happy birthday
you're one year closer to dying

haolight
aww thank you jihoon hyung
im so excited :D

kwonshi
happy birthday hao :(
you're so cute mwah

kwonshi
i feel like squshing you and babying you every time i see you

haolight
thank you hyung but i'd like my cheeks to remain intact

seokedmin
how they're gonna remain intact when you're dating junhui idk

haolight
i do not want to hear such cursed things on my special day

juniepop
my tadpole is growing into a frog :(

haolight
hi junhui please don't call me that

juniepop
but you're my beloved tadpole

haolight
what is this warm feeling in my chest
must be hatred

icecreamscoup
so what are the birthday plans

haolight
cut everyone
then cut the cake

woojiryeongi
i like that plan

haolight
yes
killing

icecreamscoup
remind me to never let you two plan a party

joshuji
why did you think a clothes workshop was a good idea for a fucking birthday party

haolight
wdym bad idea

joshuji
soonyoung literally decorated his jeans with dicks

joshuji
bitch should've drunk that bleach while he was at it

kwonshi
im sorry jeonghan hyung drew seungcheol hyung and not you

icecreamscoup
did you just call me a piece of shit

joshuji
yes he did 😌

gyutiddies
sad you didn't get invited to the wine party

joshuji
oh no i did
we talked about jun for the entire night

gyutiddies
bitch you were not there

joshuji
you were passed out and giggling about how cock and chicken mean the same thing

gyutiddies
they do okay 😭

joshuji
i regret teaching him english

haolight
bitch this day is about ME

juniepop
marry me and every day will be about you

haolight
ik you gave me a ring pop as a present but wtf

joshuji
this bitch copies everything i do
if i pray will he copy it

haolight
i can't believe mingyu gave me his casted middle finger as a present

gyutiddies
i risked ruining my beautiful skin for you okay

wonwhyy
your skin looks like chicken skin

gyutiddies
jsjsjskajd
cock skin

icecreamscoup
blocks

haolight
jihoon hyung gifted me a nice sharp knife :D

haolight
great for cutting cocks- i mean cakes

juniepop
i like it 😳

woojiryeongi
y'all are batshit CRAZY

yoongelic
you gave me your dead skin bitch who's talking here

fallingforboo
for your birthday present seokmin's gonna sing

seokedmin
i am?

haolight
you are?

kwonshi
i wrote you a poem

kwonshi
here it goes

haolight
oh ffs

kwonshi
minghao my favourite frog
choke on a nice slippery cock
slide into my dms bae
now watch me whip nae nae

kwonshi
stab me with your long legs
i wish you get ass for your borthday
ayo it's your boy skinny penis
wink wonk pp

seokedmin
WOW ART

woojiryeongi
never let soonyoung write a song
ever

notyourbaby
dirty dirty jam jam
breakdances as he cries

haolight
this is bullying

juniepop
if minghao doesn't slowly breakdance as i play the piano what is the point

haolight
babe wtf

juniepop
shush im about to pee because ily so much

fallingforboo
for your birthday im donating this PHAT ASS for 24 hours

juniepop
o_o

fallingforboo
no
do not no

haolight
stfu chat i have something to ask

haolight
since it is my birthday can i ask for anything?

icecreamscoup
am i going to regret this? yes
am i going to deny you? no

haolight
can i PLEASE kill mingyu

icecreamscoup
oh i thought it'd be something important

icecreamscoup
go ahead

gyutiddies
i-
HELP

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a/n: this was supposed to go up yesterday but i was busy with other stuff. sorry :/