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icecreamscoup
jeonghan
where were you?

yoongelic
six feet under why

kwonshi
six feet under your mom!!!

icecreamscoup
who let you have your phone

yoongelic
since when was jisoo your mom

joshuji
i thought soonyoung was our firstborn

yoongelic
at this point you could drag a child out of an adoption center and i wouldn't know that they weren't actually my kid

wonwhyy
he's not actually your kid

kwonshi
i am their kid shut up wonwoo

woojiryeongi
case 1: hoshi believes he's a tiger
case 2: hoshi thinks his parents are some drunk 28 year olds

woojiryeongi
i think you're delusional
and very naïve

icecreamscoup
about the naïve part

seokedmin
what about me :(

joshuji
you're our second child seokmin

yoongelic
who's the third

joshuji
i don't think we had a third

notyourbaby
people always forget me in this household

yoongelic
i thought you applied for emancipation

wonwhyy
once again
they're not actually your kids

joshuji
wonwoo
i was going to spill the beans to them once they grew older

wonwhyy
they're in their late 20s.

joshuji
they are my SONS

icecreamscoup
guys
about your son

icecreamscoup
you're an irresponsible little shit jeonghan

yoongelic
which one
i have ten

icecreamscoup
the tiger

kwonshi
please don't tell him 🥺

icecreamscoup
you almost got abducted??? how could i not

joshuji
HE WHAT
CHEOL WHAT

yoongelic
oh just a mild inconvenience

joshuji
OUR CHILD ALMOST GOT KIDNAPPED AND YOU CALL THIS A MILD INCONVENIENCE??

yoongelic
to be fair he'd probably scare the kidnappers into giving him back for free

joshuji
ehhh yeah you're right babe

kwonshi
absolute disrespect :(

icecreamscoup
apparently someone lured him into a van with ice-cream

wonwhyy
you lured him??

icecreamscoup
no—
i lured him BACK

woojiryeongi
AGAIN???

juniepop
what if it was sm trying to bag him for themselves

fallingforboo
taemin from shinee breaks out of the military to kidnap a delusional tiger

chwesol
the y/n life

kwonshi
if it was taemin i wouldn't even need ice-cream

icecreamscoup
ice-cream is your deciding factor on whether or not to get into a stranger's van???

yoongelic
you're a shitty parent cheol

kwonshi
yes
do you have a problem with that

kwonshi
mr ice cream scoop

icecreamscoup
i saved you from death and this is how you repay me?

icecreamscoup
should've left you to rot

wonwhyy
okay but were the people kidnappers

icecreamscoup
idk they were shoving bibles in his face

haolight
oh i know the culprit

yoongelic
babe i love a good prank but this is going too far

joshuji
??? what do i have to do with this

wonwhyy
how do you even know he was calling you babe

wonwhyy
he could be cheating on you

joshuji
with who?
everyone else is stinkier than me

seokedmin
what if i happened to be less stinky than you

joshuji
oh so that's why soonyoung ran away

icecreamscoup
guys
hoshi almost got abducted by a religious cult

icecreamscoup
now is not the time to fight over looks

kwonshi
cults do not have ice-cream

woojiryeongi
are you defending your potential abductors

kwonshi
their logo was a tiger

haolight
now looks like a great time to resign

fallingforboo
see as much as i would love to
we just signed another one

fallingforboo
and frankly im not in the mental state to face the pledis hr team

notyourbaby
h

fallingforboo
you're the reason chan

notyourbaby
i didn't say anything

juniepop
religious cult?? pfft
you're wrong

juniepop
it was a cult centered around cats that wanted to recruit him as their head tiger in charge

kwonshi
the dream 🐯
should've let me go cheol

icecreamscoup
...no??
how do you know this junhui

juniepop
well uhm

haolight
junhui.

juniepop
minghao 🥰

haolight
wen junhui.
spill.

juniepop
ALRIGHT
i may or may not be the founder

joshuji
wait a fucking second

chwesol
WHAT

fallingforboo
yeah no i agree perfect time to resign

juniepop
i may or may not have instructed my men to lure him in with ice-cream

icecreamscoup
JUNHUI????

juniepop
what 😃

icecreamscoup
grounded. no salsa mixer for a week

juniepop
NOOO :(((

kwonshi
okay but
can i please join cult

yoongelic
seeing how it's jun's
why not

icecreamscoup
JEONGHAN
you do not let the kids join cults

yoongelic
calm the fuck down sweetie this is why i divorced you

icecreamscoup
but it's junhui's.
these two will wreak havoc

yoongelic
let them be
i love chaos

icecreamscoup
you're horrible jeonghan

yoongelic
ik
it's my best trait :)