mingyuzi
and that's how you also gain 23 billion won worth of assets
joshuji
sorry mingyu i don't want to be a money laundering thief thanks
mingyuzi
okay you need to stop
seokedmin
i'm concerned that soonyoung hyung is gonna break his bracelet
joshuji
if he does he's fixing that himself
yoongelic
hey um jisoo could you make beaded whips and belts 🤩
joshuji
that's where i draw the line
nyeacnyeac
so you're saying you won't make us custom beaded dildos 🥺
joshuji
what the fuck is wrong with you guys
kwonshi
haha tiger go brr
wait
seokedmin
broom bah
woojiryeongi
if i were joshua i'd force the members into slaving with me
woojiryeongi
we could make a business out of this
joshuji
finally jihoon says something smart
icecreamscoup
you legally cannot hire me
yoongelic
who'd wanna hire a retired old man
icecreamscoup
🖕
chwesol
i suggest dressing us up in orange bodysuits
wonwhyy
so we look like those green ninjas but orange
chwesol
i was thinking oompa loompa but okay
seokedmin
come to think of it wouldn't we be perfect oompa loompas
mingyuzi
isn't oompa the name of that red velvet song
yoongelic
seungcheol: *chokes on bead*
the rest of us: haha leader go kslsdjjshs
icecreamscoup
you will die
yoongelic
no sweetie i'll send all eleven of you off then shua and i will bungee jump off a cliff but without the rope 🥰
haolight
i find your ideas of love quite concerning
joshuji
all right who wanna join my bracelet making business
wonwhyy
whatcha gonna call it
nyeacnyeac
i propose bdsm
joshuji
what-
nyeacnyeac
beads, decorations, string and much more!
kwonshi
wouldn't that be bdsmm
yoongelic
bdsm&m
mingyuzi
forbidden skittle
joshuji
i know i'm not any better but you guys seriously concern me
notyourbaby
what are you paying us
joshuji
a free cup of coffee for every bracelet
yoongelic
if someone makes 50 bracelets they get a custom gold-beaded dildo made by master hong himself
seokedmin
shit i think i'm in
nyeacnyeac
the oompa loompa outfits are made of orange beads
chwesol
oompa loompa g-strings!!!
joshuji
what in the actual fuck
haolight
hey we could team up
haolight
you make bracelets i make paintings
we earn money and bail ourselves out of jail
seokedmin
we're in jail?
haolight
pledis is a jail
joshuji
let's be normal and name it joshua's bead factory
notyourbaby
bsdm&m was better
nyeacnyeac
our business will make a big hit on the market
nyeacnyeac
no one?
:(
joshuji
junhui i will personally make a diamond-encrusted dildo for you if you shut up for one second
haolight
please don't
yoongelic
imagine being a bottom 🤡
joshuji
you are a bottom
yoongelic
we switch shut up
mingyuzi
#exposed
woojiryeongi
hey um could i perhaps be the head oompa loompa
mingyuzi
oompa loompas are dwarves anyways there's not really a need to ask
woojiryeongi
smd
mingyuzi
i think cheollie hyung will do that for you
icecreamscoup
😳
joshuji
how does every conversation we have lead to some dirty joke being made
joshuji
we went from beads to jicheol's love life
chwesol
are you forgetting anal beads exist
yoongelic
shit that's all i'm making
joshuji
lord help me
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a/n: i find the fact that jihan have matching bracelets the CUTEST
also i made a tracklist for jhhj's debut album because i was bored
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