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juniepop
gays wake up

notyourbaby
what

juniepop
i said gays not virgins

notyourbaby
then why the fuck are you online

yoongelic
good morning junhui

juniepop
good morning gay leader

juniepop
i have several plans for pride month

yoongelic
...none of which involve your diamond dildos, right?

juniepop
of course not those are weekly plans
i was thinking we have fun gay activities!

yoongelic
do your gay activities involve more than two people in a bed

juniepop
yes

yoongelic
well alright i don't mind

icecreamscoup
first of all jeonghan, no
secondly, junhui what the fuck

icecreamscoup
we didn't even have enough budget to produce a 6th anniversary video how do you expect us to pay for your shenanigans

juniepop
not my fault you spent half your money bribing pledis to let mingyu and wonwoo be gay in their mv

icecreamscoup
was tryna save them from the embarassment you and minghao had to face

yoongelic
should i be intervening

fallingforboo
no

yoongelic
oh good morning seungkwan

yoongelic
did you finally catch a break from all that dick sucking you've been doing this week?

fallingforboo
good morning hyung
talk to me when you're not balls deep in your own ego

yoongelic
sweetie the only thing im balls deep in is my fiancé

joshuji
disgusting

notyourbaby
you're disgusting
enabling this behaviour

joshuji
disgusting is my last name chan

notyourbaby
shouldn't it be middle name...?

yoongelic
ikr
his last name is yoon ;)

joshuji
WHAHHSHDF
BYE

notyourbaby
you raging homosexuals
what did i do in my past life to get stuck with you lot

yoongelic
chan sweetheart
if you can't beat them, join them

fallingforboo
only thing he's beating is his meat
all alone

notyourbaby
???
HYUNG

joshuji
oh to unread everything

wonwhyy
what's going on
oh it's these idiots i don't want to know

juniepop
in honour of pride month i arranged some activities

icecreamscoup
you didn't just organise a workshop
for pride month

juniepop
im jobless

notyourbaby
says you
what have i done so far huh

juniepop
get on my nerves ❤️

juniepop
anyways
first activity is called: "i love my homies because:"

icecreamscoup
i don't love anyone

icecreamscoup
i am incapable of feeling love
all of you are annoying shits who make my life unnecessarily hard

woojiryeongi
what the fuck is going on

icecreamscoup
jihoon i love you

juniepop
i'll start
i love my homies because they feed me cake

fallingforboo
last time i checked no one else in this group HAD cake

chwesol
are you feeding him your cake :(

juniepop
hansol why do you love your homies

fallingforboo
IM NOT

chwesol
me?
i love them because everyone deserves love

fallingforboo
guys im revealing it
hansol is actually homiesexual

juniepop
congratulations!!!
what's that again

fallingforboo
we were kissing and he called me bro last night

notyourbaby
DESERVED
now break up

fallingforboo
dino im sorry your love life is extinct
just like your name

fallingforboo
but who calls their lover bro???

juniepop
i really enjoyed this intellectual conversation but please move on

fallingforboo
we're not moving on until hansol offers an explanation

chwesol
bro it just... slipped out

fallingforboo
??! AGAIN

yoongelic
it's heartwarming how your bond is so close he sees you as brothers

fallingforboo
HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE BALLS DEEP IN MY ASS NOT CALLING ME BRO

yoongelic
woah there tiger calm down

kwonshi
tiger???
TIGER???

yoongelic
soonyoung my lovely idiot

seokedmin
YOUR IDIOT???
SOONYOUNG IS YOUR IDIOT NOW??

yoongelic
i literally cannot win anymore i hate this

chwesol
in my defense
i call everyone bro

fallingforboo
that's not helping your case

wonwhyy
junhui you're gonna cause a breakup

juniepop
guys were supposed to be appreciating our pals not fighting with them

fallingforboo
pals
that's worse than bros

haolight
seungkwan calm down it's not like he ripped your ballsack off

fallingforboo
imagine this: you're making sweet sweet love to junhui

haolight
DISGUSTING
blocked

fallingforboo
and he calls you bro
how would you feel

haolight
grateful

fallingforboo
so you guys are just fine being called bro by your boyfriends

yoongelic
yes

fallingforboo
are you sure

yoongelic
as long as it doesn't concern me i am perfectly okay

juniepop
seungkwan you're being a little insensitive i think

fallingforboo
ME? HOW

juniepop
hansol is a homiesexual we must respect it

fallingforboo
you're joking right
please tell me you're kidding

juniepop
this is one of the rare times i am not kidding

fallingforboo
fuck you and your gay orgy plans im leaving this group

notyourbaby
don't hit the door with ur fat ass on the way out

fallingforboo
will do


a/n: hi guys i've been so inactive and i hate it BUT exams are over!!!

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