𝟧𝟦 | 𝗋𝗈𝗅𝖾𝗉𝗅𝖺𝗒

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nyeacnyeac
@haolight

are we roleplaying or not

haolight
fuck off i never wanna roleplay ever again

mingyuzi
awww did your cowboy leave a sour taste in your mouth 🥺

chwesol
wouldn't it be salty

yoongelic
imagine tasting cum 😌

icecreamscoup
im sorry but what are you doing then

yoongelic
you inhale cum crystals like the boss you are

icecreamscoup
so shua's a crackpot
honestly wbk

fallingforboo
suddenly i feel bad for my eyes

joshuji
roleplaying sucks all these kids make me do is act as their slave

wonwhyy
y'all are roleplaying as slaves what-

joshuji
nO NO WE AREN'T

yoongelic
jisoo's the kawaii anime girl with huge oppai 😳

nyeacnyeac
oppa? isn't that me

kwonshi
titties!

woojiryeongi
why are you obsessed with titties

kwonshi
because titties give milk and i like milk 🙃

seokedmin
tigers don't drink milk

kwonshi
this one does ಠ︵ಠ

woojiryeongi
i think all of us are too obsessed with cows

fallingforboo
im changing my username to fallingformoo

yoongelic
fallingforyoonjeonghan

notyourbaby
fallingforthesweetembraceofdeath

icecreamscoup
did someone hurt my baby

notyourbaby
did
did you read my username

icecreamscoup
no but you are my biggest baby

joshuji
wasn't i your biggest baby

icecreamscoup
shut up hong
crackpots don't talk

wonwhyy
hi i would like to roleplay an actual family instead of a dysfunctional one

icecreamscoup
yes i will marry jihoon and we will adopt lots of animals together

woojiryeongi
why adopt more animals
we already have eleven

joshuji
no i will not be the house cat

chwesol
i'll be the dog

seokedmin
i'll be the dog food

mingyuzi
shouldn't seungkwan be the dog food

yoongelic
he'll be the flea on the dog's fur

seokedmin
y'all suck at roleplaying
imma show you how it's done

seokedmin
uwu daddy

kwonshi
uwuwu baby boy

seokedmin
owo you are my daddy??

kwonshi
owo yes baby and i will treat you well owo

woojiryeongi
uwu gross

icecreamscoup
oh don't worry jihoon we can do that too

mingyuzi
this is the first time jihoon hyung hasn't responded immediately

joshuji
he's flustered

woojiryeongi
shut up gay beanstalk and kinky christian man

joshuji
what did you say

yoongelic
i mean jisoo IS really kinky
he likes tying me up

nyeacnyeac
😳 i'm very proud

haolight
shut up junhui all you do in bed is blurt out chinese proverbs as you come

joshuji
i tie him up in my closet so he won't interrupt my friends marathon

seokedmin
our group is full of couple goals

kwonshi
hey um i could tie you up too bae-

seokedmin
bae???

haolight
it's happening

notyourbaby
how about we all roleplay

yoongelic
chan you don't even know what roleplaying is

notyourbaby
shut up i was the best in roleplaying in kindergarten

chwesol
no-

notyourbaby
but i was always the baby :(

icecreamscoup
i was always the dad

yoongelic
i was always the teacher or smth

seokedmin
i was always the family dog

joshuji
i didn't even have roleplays

mingyuzi
i was always a random tree or lamp pole 😔

wonwhyy
hey i had a reputation as a tree hugger in school

wonwhyy
maybe i can keep that reputation going

nyeacnyeac
lumberjack roleplay 😳

woojiryeongi
junhui i beg you to stop

notyourbaby
how about we all do a family roleplay

fallingforboo
ain't that incest

chwesol
and y'all said nothing about shua and jeonghan 😌

joshuji
we are not twins
i am innocent he is not

joshuji
he likes shoving sticks and nuts up his ass i do not

fallingforboo
i would ask you to elaborate but i know no amount of holy water showers will fix the scarring of my ears

nyeacnyeac
squirrel roleplay

woojiryeongi
junhui i will smack you so hard you will die

nyeacnyeac
grim reaper roleplay

mingyuzi
how busy are you two in bed normally minghao

haolight
i genuinely hate roleplays now please shut the fuck up

mingyuzi
ok ok geez you can have the roleplays to yourself

mingyuzi
somebody's on their man period

haolight
suck a nice long dick mingyu

wonwhyy
hey um

mingyuzi
don't you dare

nyeacnyeac
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enemies to lovers roleplay

woojiryeongi
that's most of the couples in our group so idk where the roleplay aspect is

nyeacnyeac
hitman roleplay 🤩

woojiryeongi
every day we stray further from the light of god

joshuji
hello a whole joshua hong exists

woojiryeongi
point proven

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