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joshuji
hey roast me

icecreamscoup
is there really a need to roast you

yoongelic
ikr he's so hot he can roast himself 😳

woojiryeongi
petition to have one day where jeonghan hyung doesn't flirt with anyone

yoongelic
he's
he's literally my boyfriend-

seokedmin
you're lucky your bf is so hot

seokedmin
soonyoung hyung looks like mashed potato and rotten tomato had a kid

kwonshi
i don't know whether to be flattered you call me your boyfriend or to be disgusted

joshuji
hey you're supposed to be roasting me not soonyoung

haolight
your nostrils are so big they could fit your ego

chwesol
that lil fan in the background is the only fan you'll ever have

joshuji
y'all weak asf

icecreamscoup
is that what jeonghan said about you last night?

joshuji
i did not deserve to be attacked like this

mingyuzi
ooh roast ME

wonwhyy
i feel like that picture is a passive-aggressive grab at jihoon hyung's height

woojiryeongi
wdym passive-aggressive he's literally sticking his tongue out at me rn

yoongelic
i thought you owned 23 billion won of assets

yoongelic
why you dress like a homeless man tryna pass as justin bieber

mingyuzi
where is the justin bieber

joshuji
idk ask my twelve year old cousins in america

icecreamscoup
you're taller yet jihoon still manages to stand out more than you

fallingforboo
guys he asked for roasts not facts

haolight
ngl your roast game is weak

haolight
you look like the kind of person whose ego is triple the amount your iq is

mingyuzi
you seem heavily obsessed with ego
is that because you don't have any?

haolight
weak

mingyuzi
:(

kwonshi
roast meeeee!

yoongelic
we ain't done trashing mingyu yet

joshuji
is that a halo? you must be reminiscing the time god flung you out of heaven

seokedmin
you act all innocent and pure when you weren't all that yesterday night

mingyuzi
OOP

woojiryeongi
you look awfully happy for a guy with a micropenis

kwonshi
NOW THAT'S JUST WRONG

woojiryeongi
when you're asleep i'll unlock your phone and release all your nudes

chwesol
wouldn't it need his eyes to be open though

fallingforboo
is there really a difference

kwonshi
HEY

icecreamscoup
roast me

seokedmin
that's not you hyung

yoongelic
damn cheol's getting so old dementia's setting in 🤭

haolight
hyung looks like he's thinking about his third divorce settlement

yoongelic
ok slenderman

haolight
whatever you say loki

yoongelic
i'm lowkey unaffected

haolight
that pun sucked more than you do every night

mingyuzi
pretty sure hyung's actually gotten divorced thrice

joshuji
i'm sorry babe those glasses won't help you see your future

yoongelic
but they will help me find your tiny dick

notyourbaby
hyung looks like my mom
wait

yoongelic
i'm not your mom i'm your dad

kwonshi
aren't you a bottom

notyourbaby
actually let's stop roasting each other and love each other :)

woojiryeongi
damn barney was dino all along?

seokedmin
but barney is a dinosaur- OH

mingyuzi
does your braincell ever get lonely in there

seokedmin
no but i bet your ass is jealous of how much shit your mouth spews

fallingforboo
remember that time seokmin hyung went on a diet

fallingforboo
we caught him eating mayonnaise straight out of the jar and he said it was light mayo so it's okay

wonwhyy
that's gross ew
who eats mayo straight outta the jar

seokedmin
this is coming from the swollen guy who diets one day then gorges on chocolate cake the next

fallingforboo
at least i have an ass
you're literally flatter than your humour

notyourbaby
imagine loving your ass so much that it becomes your personality

haolight
chan your jokes are so unoriginal that even jun and i don't want them

joshuji
did you just shade your own country
minghao's jokes are top-tier istg

haolight
yeah they're so high quality america would go into debt trying to buy them

haolight
who am i kidding 90% of the population is broke anyways

joshuji
... damn