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kwonshi
hi is anyone active im really bloated right now

yoongelic
was seokmin's dick too much to handle

kwonshi
we're bros not hoes

yoongelic
says the boy who goes around recruiting everyone he can into his tiger agenda

icecreamscoup
someone's active today

icecreamscoup
did you finally decide being a rock wasn't a good idea?

yoongelic
idk but when will you realise that being nitpicky about everything isn't a good idea either

joshuji

notyourbabygod you've blinded me

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notyourbaby
god you've blinded me

joshuji
i know
i thought y'all needed a little refreshing

notyourbaby
now i need a poker to gouge my eyes out brb

yoongelic
hello hottie
ily

joshuji
if only there was someone out there that loved you

yoongelic
there is bitch
it's me :)

yoongelic
but i know i'm irresistible 💦

icecreamscoup
if you're going to pull this shit please proceed to dms

kwonshi
guys im still bloated help

yoongelic
give me a pin and imma pop that belly

chwesol
are you sure you're not just pregnant hyung

kwonshi
...shit

notyourbaby
that's not medically possible?

kwonshi
but i'm not as horny as jun-

notyourbaby
y'all disgust me

yoongelic
they don't call us devil for nothing

nyeacnyeac
you're the only one we call devil

yoongelic
jisoo also calls me daddy in bed

joshuji
i- blocced

yoongelic
love me hoe

wonwhyy
why are you so hungry for love today
have you been starved

wonwhyy
oh wait

yoongelic
love me or i'll cut your dick off and keep it for emotional support

nyeacnyeac
so like an octopus

fallingforboo
excuse me WHAT

nyeacnyeac
wonwoo told me octopuses do that

seokedmin
heh
octopussies

icecreamscoup
can we kick seokmin and jeonghan out

yoongelic
unpopular opinion
mingyu's tiddies are fake

yoongelic
okay but that ain't an opinion that's a fact

icecreamscoup
did you just reply to yourself

yoongelic
so what mf
why are you so obsessed with me

icecreamscoup
someone's grouchy today
mfing devil

yoongelic
so what if im a devil
im clearly hotter than you

icecreamscoup
you're hot because you live in hell :)

yoongelic
great i'll see you there sometime

gyutiddies
i have a serious question for jeonghan hyung

gyutiddies
are you trying to be as annoying as possible

yoongelic
is it working hun

gyutiddies
i want to slap you so badly

yoongelic
try me bitch

fallingforboo
i am actually going to slap him

yoongelic
try to and you'll be flung into space so far hansol's gonna have to tap that ass with a telescope

chwesol
i mean seungkwan is already my star

joshuji
i'm gonna be a star
i'm gonna be i-i'm gonna be

yoongelic
i would ask you to smd but you already do that enough

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icecreamscoup
who else wants to leave tell me

nyeacnyeac
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fallingforboo
okay old man who apparently can't take a joke

gyutiddies
weren't you on team fuck jeonghan

joshuji
hey hey hey

joshuji
only i am on team fuck jeonghan

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icecreamscoup
does anyone else want to get kicked out

haolight
just kick us all out while you're at it smh

icecreamscoup
good idea

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icecreamscoup
ah peace

woojiryeongi
tf happened

icecreamscoup
oh hi ji
guess it's just you and me ;)

woojiryeongi
add them back hoe

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a/n: idk what my writing is anymore but jeonghan birthday month :D

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