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kwonshi
guys, fuck marry and kill?

mingyuzi
sounds fun

kwonshi
okay then gyu
jeonghan, wonwoo, seungkwan

mingyuzi
that's so easy
fuck jeonghan, marry wonwoo and kill seungkwan

fallingforboo
i'd come out of my grave to stab you

yoongelic
ooh but i wouldn't fuck mingyu
two doms don't match

joshuji
very well then jeonghan
seungcheol, soonyoung, junhui

yoongelic
fuck junhui, marry seungcheol, kill soonyoung

kwonshi
now you're biting my ass

yoongelic
no i'd be biting junhui's ass did you not read

haolight
um... can you not

mingyuzi
why, cause you wanna bite junhui's ass?

haolight
oh fuck off gyu

kwonshi
okay shua hyung
jeonghan, me, seungkwan

joshuji
hmmm
fuck you, kill seungkwan and marry a cardboard cutout of myself

kwonshi
i literally gave jeonghan hyung as an option

joshuji
is it bad i wanna do all three to him

chwesol
so you wanna do le frickfrack with him?

mingyuzi
excuse me you wanna marry him?
that's my department

wonwhyy
are you in love with jeonghan hyung

yoongelic
he confessed last year and i rejected him

mingyuzi
so? i'm still trying to win him over

joshuji
really?
huh...

mingyuzi
what, jealous?

joshuji
soonyoung
jihoon, junhui, wonwoo

kwonshi
ah fuck i can't choose one to kill
i'm sorry jihoon it's gonna be you

kwonshi
fuck junhui, marry wonwoo, kill jihoon

wonwhyy
woah wait

mingyuzi
hah suck it up
someone's finally attracted to you

wonwhyy
the wrong person too

nyeacnyeac
*sips tea*

kwonshi
WHAT DO YOU KNOW

nyeacnyeac
me? oh
haohao gave me tea

joshuji
what a cute nickname
i like that

yoongelic
so can i call you haohao

joshuji
no jeonghan

notyourbaby
what's happening

joshuji
scroll up

fallingforboo
scroll up

notyourbaby
too lazy to

yoongelic
shua
i found some of your photoshoots

yoongelic
you didn't tell me your abs were so nice

joshuji
WHAT

yoongelic
don't worry it's the unreleased pictures
but damn...

kwonshi
do you wanna have sex with him or something

yoongelic
i almost said i do
thank god i didn't

yoongelic
WAIT I JUST SAID IT

joshuji
ah
i'd kill you though?

yoongelic
this is not fuck marry kill
this is real life

kwonshi
taemin oppa can sarang me

woojiryeongi
i wish i could sarang you

kwonshi
what

woojiryeongi
i was talking about taemin shut up

kwonshi
oh
i thought

woojiryeongi
shut up freak i would never

yoongelic
someone's having problems

woojiryeongi
i can expose you right this second

yoongelic
tsk
that's kinda rude

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a/n: for some reason the entire chapter deleted itself? so i'm rewriting it 😔

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