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yoongelic
hey guys went back to my mom's house

icecreamscoup
while you're at it go back up her womb

yoongelic
who'd keep shua and kyeom company then

icecreamscoup
you do realise there are two of them right

yoongelic
yeah but shua can't suck off dokyeom

woojiryeongi
actually he can

joshuji
that's cheating
i don't cheat

joshuji
i mean who would cheat on jeonghan
he's like, my ideal type

yoongelic
awwwwwjgdjdgdhsj
you're so cute shut up

woojiryeongi
you cheated your way into pledis okay who's talking

joshuji
i literally sang sunday morning

woojiryeongi
yeah and that song's a one-way ticket to heaven

yoongelic
are you and seungcheol ganging up on us

joshuji
they're jealous
periodt

icecreamscoup
why would i be jealous

joshuji
i'm dating yoon jeonghan

yoongelic
okay shut up everyone look at my china

yoongelic

joshujiis that a fucking rubber duck set

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joshuji
is that
a fucking rubber duck set

yoongelic
yeah babe
for drinking tea in the bath

nyeacnyeac
it could hold lube in there for the bath too

joshuji
JUNHUI

nyeacnyeac
just a suggestion for the next time you two shower together

notyourbaby

kwonshihey guys look at my china

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kwonshi
hey guys look at my china

kwonshi

nyeacnyeacwe look cutewe have good chemistry hao

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nyeacnyeac
we look cute
we have good chemistry hao

haolight
no we don't

nyeacnyeac
:(

yoongelic
honestly we could replace the china line with my rubber ducky tea set

yoongelic
it wouldn't make a difference

nyeacnyeac
hyung :(

wonwhyy
but aren't you two dating minghao

yoongelic
im not dating minghao
only jun is

wonwhyy
no-
that's not what i meant

haolight
i can date junhui but hate junhui

woojiryeongi
damn new lyric

joshuji
it's in english

joshuji
is this for my long awaited solo

woojiryeongi
you know since you're so dicky imma give a solo to hansol

joshuji
HE HAS LIKE FIVE

icecreamscoup
shut up carats will beg for all of them

haolight
if you had a boyfriend wonwoo hyung
you'd know

yoongelic
that's just a you problem
me and shua never get tired of each other

seokedmin
both of you came into my room at the same time to yell about each other

joshuji
i just need a wine party hao

haolight
good idea

icecreamscoup
i need a beer party
jeonghan?

yoongelic
sorry i quit drinking beer
i only drink once a month

icecreamscoup
when else did you even drink

yoongelic
that gay strip club shua wanted to go to

chwesol
shua hyung wanted to see strippers?

yoongelic
no he wanted to be a stripper

yoongelic
and he got mad when everyone started cheering for him

joshuji
i was doing it for only you hannie ;)

haolight
so you went to a gay strip club
and shua hyung was a stripper???

fallingforboo
call 911

notyourbaby
yes officer this man right here

joshuji
omg we were just kidding
strip clubs are illegal anyways

joshuji
gays are also illegal
so i'm a bad boy

haolight
i don't like bad boys

fallingforboo
you're dating the nicest boy in svt

chwesol
uh
you're disregarding your own boyfriend?

fallingforboo
you're really not nice in bed

fallingforboo
he's so boring all he wants to do is watch movies

kwonshi
watch fifty shades of grey then

fallingforboo
we did
ten times

icecreamscoup
fifty shades is like a favourite in the group

yoongelic
there are a lot of horny dudes and couples in the group cheol

haolight
whenever i look at this gc
i want to go back to china

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