Lawrance: hey what do you have!
D-class: a knife
Lawrence:noo
Carson: Who gave her a knife?
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Gustive: hey dr login i
Dr login: *turns arune creeply* Yes *smills creeply*
Gustive: *backs away slowly* nope nope nope
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*agents fighting wight the goc*
Green: hey
Carson: hey
Green: I need your help. Can you come here?
Carson : i can't i'm buying clothes
Green : Well hurry up and get over here.
Carson : i can't find them
Green : What do you mean you can't find them ?
Carson : I can't find them, there's only soup.
Green : What do you mean there is only soup ? .
Carson : It means there is only soup.
Green : well get out of the soup i'll !
Carson : All right you don't have to shout at me ! * gose to the next i'll.* there more soup.
Green : What do you mean there's more soup !?
Carson : There's just more soup !
Green : go into the next i'll
*Foundation and goc agents wache confused*
Carson : There's still soup.
Green : Where are you right now ?!
Carson : I'm at soup !
Green : What do you mean you're at soup ?!
Carson : i mean i'm at soup
Green : What store are you in ?!
Carson : I'm at the soup store !!
Green : WHY ARE YOU BING CLOTH AT THE SOUP STORE ?!
Carson : F #% € YOU
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Collingwood : treat spiders with respect.
Dr login : KILL THEM ALL.
Carson : *walk away with SCP-3875. scared*
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Gustive : as your best friend
Buck : you're not my best friend
Gustive : *pull out a knife* as your best friend
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Gustive : Being cute is really hard. Because even when you're angry people kind of giggle at you and say "aww you're so cute when you're angry" like no stop recognizing my power.
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Lawrence : I'm worried.
Collingwood : adult What.
Lawrence : No clue.
*a bomb explodes*
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Lawerance: So a ci agent handed you the gun,made you put your prints on it,caused a containment breach and then hid the gun in your underpants.
The mole: well when you say it like that it doesn't sound believable.
*director jones walks in*
Buck: Hi site directo. Did you get my video essay about SCP-3875?
Director jones: ya i look it over good job.
Buck: Thank you dad.
*everyone stares at buck*
Buck:Why is everyone staring at me?
Collingwood: You just called director jones dad. You side thx dad.
Buck: what no i don't i side thx man
Jones: Do you see me as a father figure Amilia ?
Buck:no if anything i see you as a 'bother' figure. Cause you're always bothering me.
Lawrence: Hey, show your father some respect!.
Buck: I DON'T CALL HIM DAD.
Jones: no no Amilia i take it as a compliment.
The mole: you did call him dad dued.
Buck: shut up You've been lying since you got here!.
The mole: okay i lied about the other thing but the dad thing did happen.
Buck: Aha he lied, it was all part of my plan.
*everyone starts laughing*.
Jones: I believe you.
Buck: thank you.
Jones: daughter.
Buck: *inheals*
Jones:You wanna talk about later over tea.
Buck: *wipers* i would like that.
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Buck: Good job gustive.
Gustive: thank you mom
Buck:....
Gustive:......
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Lawerance: I hate being colorblind.
Carson: sucks to be you.
Lawrence: ... I WILL THROW YOU INTO A FIRE PIT.
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Jones: numita is annoying.
Numita: i heard you were taking s***** about me.
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Numita:Why are you calling me this late?
Jones:I need your help. I did something bad.
Numita:put the corpse on ice. I'm on my way.
Jones:I didn't, why would i..
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Carson:Hey lawrence.
Lawrence:yes
Carson: want to fight?.
Lawrence: yes
Lawrence : *punches carson*
Carson : *pace out*.
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Gustive: *slapping himself in the face repeatedly*
Buck: *holding onto gustive wrist, seemingly causing him to do this* Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!
Collingwood:* walks in* Leave him alone!
Buck: *lets go of gustave wrist* I'm trying to get her to stop!
Gustave: *still hitting himself* SOMEBODY HELP ME-
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Numita : I killed someone.
Jones : why am i not surprise
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Child buck: *falls down the stires and starts bleeding from the fourehead*.
Dad i just fall.
Numita:*reading a fill* nha you're fine
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Scp animated - tales from the foundation Oneshots
RandomI'm getting in love with scp and this is my fav wed sires so here we go. Also this is like 99% dr buck
