incorrect quotes part 4

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Gustive : um i forgot scp 876 fill

Jones : You um forgot it ? .

Gustave : yep.

Jones : YOU FORGOT IT *start laughing* I guess what I do here isn't important.

Gustive : I can run to my appartement and gread it or bring it in tomaro.

Jones : Oh sure tomaro that what my girlfriend said to 'i will be back tomorrow' TO PICK UP MY THINGS. Next I hear she is married to soom clown and I mean an actual clown. Just because he has a car.

Gustive : for what it's worth I'm pretty sure it's one of those tiny cars. Okay how about I go get the fill madey that will make you feel better.

Jones: Here is what will make me feel better never seeing any of you inrisponsidel troops ever agen. *opens door*

Gustive: wight no don't lead

Jones:*jumps to a bushe* ow who puts rose bushes out here!? Great, now I tore my pants! *walks away.

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Lawrence: Hey gustive.

Gustive: zu word

Lawrence: what?

Gustive: zu world.

Lawrence: *walks away*

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Numita: So what kind of parents were you?

Green: a mix of the procter and hands on. I guess. You.

Numita: helicopter

Green: That's highly dadtadel.

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Gustive: dr buck dr buck

Dr buck:*sound out*

Gustive:*taps dr buck shoulder*

DR BUCK.

Dr buck: *still sound out*

Gustive: *pours water on dr buck*

Dr buck: *snaps back to reality*.

Gustive: buck buck buck

Dr buck: what?!

Guste: bye.

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Lawrence: i will pray for you

Dr buck: you're agnostic.

Lawrance: and you go to church so you don't snap at anyone.

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Tim: hey jones.

Jones: you can call me by my first name

Tim: Zolgamax i love you

Zolgamax:.... I ... Just going to go to my office and come back to you later.

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Dr buck:*playing with her cats*

Cats:* search the carp out of her arms*.

Next day

Dr collingwood: buck what happened to your arms.

Dr buck: cats.

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Gustive: i'm so sleepy *drink redline* *starts running arun the site like a child* I can feel my heart beat so fast and it keeps speeding up.

Dr collingwood: Okay just run arun and try to get rid of the extra energy.

Gustive : *does 100 laps in 20 minutes*

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