Agent green: aww Amilia you're so cute when you're angry.
Dr buck: well i'm about to be f*** adorable.
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Dr buck: *chilling*
Random researcher: i'm sorry dr buck but you're adorable
Dr buck: oh i can guarantee i'm anything but adorable
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Gustive: is a hot dog a snagwitch?
Dr buck: it 's not.
Lawrence: it is.
Collingwood: it's not.
Carson: if a hotdog is a sandwich is a sandwich a hotdog?.
Everyone:....
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Jones: I hate it when people ask questions.
Dr collingwood: even if it's the o5?.
Jones: no. But everyone else can die.
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SCP-1913-1 : I fear no man but that thing dr buck it scares me.
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99% of scp's: I fear no man but Laurence does scar me.
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Gustav: * shots jones*
999: Mom, who is this man with a gun?.
Collingwood: Since when can you speak english.
999: dip.
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Random mtf: you're so cute dr buck *pats her head*
Dr buck: Oh you will see how cute I am when I punch you.
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Dr buck: Why does everyone call me cute?.
Carson: cause you are..
Dr buck: 😠
Carson: and a strong independiente woman. Pls don't hit me.
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Same mtf that called dr buck cute: dr collingwood you're so cute *pets her head*
Dr collingwood: Thank you.
Same mtf that called dr buck cute: thank 343 you don't hit me.
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Lawrence: f**** b*** s**** (beep) (beep)
Carson: What's wrong?.
Lawrence: I'm angry.
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Gustive: father I killed someone.
His father: who?.
Gustav: Jones.
His father: good. I hated him so much.
Gustav: same her dad
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Dr login: water can fix all our problems. You're thirsty drink water *gives lawrence water*.
Lawrence: yes.
Dr login: want to lose weight drink water *gives dr collingwood water*
Dr collingwood: Are you calling me fat?.
Dr login: you hate someone with a burning passion, drown them.
Gustve: *drowns dr login*.
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Agent green: hey dr numita you have a very pretty daughter.
Dr numita: WHO ASKED YOU?!.
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Gustiv: *tied up*
Dr buck: Why aren't you screaming? You're in pain aren't you? It hurts doesn't it.
Gustav: no.
Dr buck: I'm in pain. I feel pain all the time.
Gustiev: What are you, an edgy middle schooler?
Dr buck: do you know how many people i send to their death not just d-class but researchers good people. And to make myself feel better I scream. AHHHHH.
Dr collingwood: I'm bringing you to a therapist, Amilia.
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Dr Colllingwood: I saw you hanging out with carson the other day.
Lawrence: molly it's not what you think!.
Dr collingwood: i won't hesitate (beep)
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Carson: *eating*.
Lawrence: Carson help containment breach!.
Carson:nha.
5 minutes later
Carosn: Why is everyone yelling?!.
Agent green: help breach.
Carson: that's normal.
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999: hey buck!
Dr buck: what- cute.
999: what?.
Dr buck: 😍 you're so cute.
999: mom.
Dr collingwood: *greds 999*.
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Dr login: I swear I am going to kill everyone.
Gustive: *shots dr login* beat you to it.
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Scp animated - tales from the foundation Oneshots
RandomI'm getting in love with scp and this is my fav wed sires so here we go. Also this is like 99% dr buck
