incorrect quotes part 2

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Dr buck: *gets hurt*

Dr numita: THIS IS WHY  I DON'T

F*** LOVE YOU.

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Dr buck: i am the smartest person in this site.

Dr collingwood: is your hand stuck in the dandy michin?.

Dr buck: I paid for my sweet tarts. I'm getting my sweet tarts.

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Gustave :  so

Dr login:WHAT !? 

Gustive:nothing, it was just so quiet.

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Lawrence : *drinking coffee from his favorite mug*

Green:Hey Lawrence, have you seen the greatest novel of all time ? 

Lawrence: 17 agen?

Green: ya

Lawrence: Pretty shuer it fall in the hole

Green :  what hole? *looks dawn* oh my 343

*there is a large hole in-between green and Lawrence*

Green:what is that?

Lawrence: It's a hole.

Green:i can see that but what is it down there

Lawrence:Well I woke up this morning. *sips from mug* Then there was a hole.

Green:What're you gonna do about it?"

Lawrence: I put a rug over it.

*hole*

Lawrence: Yeah, it fell in the hole.

Green: should we call for backup_

Lawrence: ya i called backup.

Green: well where are they

Lawrence: there in the hole

*hole*

Green:Where is your girlfriend?"

Lawrence :  ...

Green: Lawrence, where is your girlfriend ?! 

Lawrence: She is at wolk.

Green:Oh. Which site is she working at?

Lawrence: The hole.

*hole*

Green: GOSH!! How deep even is this thing?! *grabs lawrence mug and drops it into the hole*

Random dog:*walks in*

*silence*

Lawrence: That was my favorite mug.

Random dog: *falls into the hole* WEH!!

Lawrance: Now it's in the hole.

*hole*

Green: Lawrence, do you even know what this is? For all we know, it could be an inter dimensional wormhole, or a gateway to HELL, or- or- lawrence?

Lawrence: *is gone*

Green: *panic* Lawrence?! *looks at hole* Lawrence!

Lawrence:*appears with an apple* Hey, what 's up? I got a snack. *takes bite of apple*

Green :  ... Lawrence, will you PLEASE take this seriously?!"

*a figure starts emerging from the hole*

Green: *PANIC*

Lawrence:*shots the figuer*

Green:What was that!? 

Lawrence: *throws the Apple* it's called a person

Green:where did it come from?

Lawrence:*raise an eyebrow*

Green:right the hole. Why are you so calm about this?

Lawrence: I'm more worried about the old man.

Green: What old man? *sees mtf's figthing scp 106*. Ahh *runs outside to help fight it*

Lawrence:that one.

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Dr collingwood :  you ever on to talk about your emotion' s dr buck?

Dr buck: no

Lawrence: i do

Dr collingwood: i know Lawrence

Lawrence:  i'm sad

Dr Collingwood :  I know Lawrence.

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Lawrence: hey bro

Gustave: yeah bro

Lawrence :  Can you pass the pamphlet, bro?

Gustave : Brochure

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Dr Numita :  calm yourself subject there is a gun in the bag if you can gread it do so.

Random d-class : AAAHHHH JUST TELL ME WHERE IT IS. I'M FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE NOT READING A WIKIHOW TUTORIAL!!!!!

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Lawrence: Dr Numita is so annoying.

Dr collingwood: be careful his on the 05 Council.

Lawrance: I don't care!.

Gutive: what did he do?.

Lawrance: He is so concanding is always angry and stubborn. I swear there is no good thing about him. No wonder everyone hates him. I bet even his family hates him!.

Dr buck: his my father and you're not wrong.

Lawrence: That makes so much sense.

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Matt: hey numita.

Dr numita: WHAT DO YOU WANT DIRT.

Matt:*gives fill*. Bye

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Dr numita: I love my daughter really.

Green: So insulting her,making her cry her eyes out, making her feel unloved and cursing her anger problems and insecurities is because you love her?! Also she's scared of you!

Dr numita: ...... Ya i'm out.

Green :  ... I thought he would yell at me ? .

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Gustive :  hey buck i have a question ? .

Dr Buck :  What is it ?  

Gustave:*ask something stupid*.

Dr buck: .... Really? I side the answer during the drafting.

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