Ramsey: hey idiot *pins carson to the wall*
Carson: ya.
Ramsey: I have anger issues and am in love with you.
Carson: what?
Ramsey: Want to go on a date?
Carson: I feel like I can't say no.
Ramsey: Is that a yes?
Carson: yes.
Ramsey: great *leads*
Carson : What just happened ?
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Buck: happiness is only Tampere
Green: So is sadness.
Buck: lifes not fair.
Green: for no one.
Buck: we're only here to suffer.
Green: and have fun.
Buck: I hate everything.
Green : oh 😢
Buck : *looks at green* Well there is one thing i don't hate.
Green : 😄
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Numita : Hey jones your wife cheated on you with me.
Jones : nice joke.
2 months later
Jones' son : father, me and my friend took a dna test.
Jones : That's nice.
Jones son : and you're not my father.
Jones : *looks at it*
2 hours later
Jones: *brakes into numita house* NUMIAT WHAT THE F****.
Numita: i'm in danger
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Green: hey Amilia.
Buck: yes.
Green: I like your skirt.
Buck: oh thank you it was 50% off.
Green: I would like them better 100% off.
Buck: the store can't give things away for free, that's a horrible business.
Green: That's not what I mean.
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Reilly: Who are you?.
Gustav: You but from another world.
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Collingwood: Lawrance.
Lawrance: *is sitting in the dark turns arun smiling creepy*.
Collingwood: Come on, it's time for therapy.
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Collingwood: How about being sad that someone died ?
Buck: emotions? I don't have those anymore like cold Turkey because at the end of the day when you let someone in they just die.
Collingwood: dear 343 you're dead on the inside.
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Child buck: dad I'm hungry.
Numita: hi hungry i'm your dad..
Child buck: why are you like this?..
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Scp animated - tales from the foundation Oneshots
RandomI'm getting in love with scp and this is my fav wed sires so here we go. Also this is like 99% dr buck
