Carson: i do stand up comedy that's why my legs hurt all the time
Buck: booo your jokes suck
Carson: booo your mom died
Buck:.....
Carson: that's what i thouth b***
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Green : AMELIA STOP YOU BEEN WORKING FOR 20 DAYS NON STOP
Buck : NO
carson : *starts a fire* well time to burn all your work
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Ramsey: What is everyone for Halloween?
Green: I’m superman.
Carson: A clown.
Ramsey: So I’m guessing we don’t need to get you a costume then?
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Green: Breathe, just breathe.
Carson: I’ve done nothing with my life! I’m a failure!
Buck: Awww, that never bothered you before.
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Collingwood: CARSON YOU ABUSOLT LAZY JERK
Carson: that's fair
Collingwood: WHY HAVENT YOU GOTTEN THE ATTECK ON THE GOC PLANS RAEDY YET DO YOU THINK WE CAN WEIGHT FOR WVER?
Carson: i'm working on it
Lawrance: Molly why are you acting like a jerk out of no where.
Collingwood: felt like it
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*everything is a mass*
Jones: what happend here?
Green: Carson happend.
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Collingwood: Remember everyone, violence is never the answer.
Lawrence: You're right, Collingwood.. Violence can't be the answer.
Collingwood: Correct, Lawrence. Now, on to the next lesso-
Lawrence: Violence is the question. And the answer is yes!
Collingwood: Lawrence, no!!
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Leo:*punches carson*
Valeria: mhe
Carson:*punches leo*
Valera: CARSON STOP ATTECKING YOUR TEAMMATES.
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Collingwood: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.
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Green to collingwood: I’d make fun of your height but their isn’t enough to make fun of.
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Carson: Ramsey, I screwed up, big time.
Ramsey: Carson, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.
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Green: I will beat all of you in Rock, Paper, Scissors. You go first.
Carson: Rock.
Green: Paper.
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Green: What is wrong with you?
Lawrance: Loaded question. Elaborate.
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Numita: WHY DO YOU NEVE LEASON TO ME?
Everyone: YOU SUCK.
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Green: hey Amelia how are you doing?
Buck: i haven't sleep in 2 weeks also i have the flu.
Green: take a break
Buck: no
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Carson: oh boy another day to act like i am happy when i'm not
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Numita: i hate everything
Carson: okay you go have fun with that.
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Buck: oh boy my first day off in..... Um.... Like 20 years... When was my lats day off?
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Collingwood: hey Lawrance
Lawrance: yes
Collingwood: i have something importante to tell you
Lawrance:*sceard*
Collingwood: i love you
Lawrance: i love you too
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Jones: Amelia you need to take a break.
Buck: thos are for the weak.
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Carson: *crying*
Ramsye: carson why are you crying?
Carson: i mass everything up
Ramsey: no you don't
Carson: i thouth you hated me why are you helping me.
Rasmey: oh nothing
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Buck: what is a vaction?
Green: it is another way to take a break from work.
Buck: so something i will never do
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Green: buck it's 4 am what are you doing?
Buck: work
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Carson:*pain grons*
Numita: shut up
Carson: i just fell down the stires.
Numita: shut up
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Collingwood: I HATE YOU CARSON YOU LEFT LAWRANEC BEHINE
Carson: I GET IT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY IT EVERY DAY.
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9870:*eating fish*
Lawrance: 9870 GO BACK TO YOUR CELL
9870: but i'm hungry.
Lawrance: we will get you food in a hour.
9870: but i want food
Lawrance: one hour you can make it.
9870: jshgshsi
Lawrance: what?
Carson:*laughts nervusly
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Carson: want to hear a joke.
Ramsey:*sigh* what's the joke?
Carson: almost everyone hates him.
Ramsey: ... Go talk to a therapist Carson
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Colllingwood: so lawranec care to explain how you broke both of your legs?
Lawrance: 9870 was fighting with 049 and i was trying to stop it.
Collingwood: alright then.
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Scp animated - tales from the foundation Oneshots
RandomI'm getting in love with scp and this is my fav wed sires so here we go. Also this is like 99% dr buck
