incorrecto quotes part 11

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Carson:*burning stuff*

Ramsey: Carson, why are you committing arson?

Carson: It's in my name.

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Lawrance: I HATE YOU

Carson:  OH? WELL NEXT TIME DON'T STEAL MY MONOPOLY.

Collingwood: Carson gave Lawrance his 100 dollars you landed on his property.

Carson: NO HE'S IN JAIL I'M NOT GIVING MONEY TO A CRIMINAL.

Lawrance: that's not how yOU *flips tabel* PLAY.

Gustav: Collingwood why is carson scream-

Collingwood: SHUT THE F#:% UP gustav.  You don't get to talk after stealing my last rAiLrOaD.

Green: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN.

Buck: ME TOO YOU THINK I WANTED THIS.

Ramsey: AHHHHHHHHH

*all of them start fighting*

Logan: What you just witnessed is a common phenomenon called bonding. People do this to get closer to one another or know them better. You can win and get bragging rights or you can lose and CUT THEM OUT OF YOUR LIFE FOREVER!.

Everybody : ...

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Carson:I hate when people ask me, 'What did you do today?' Buddy listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don't KNOW!

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Ramsey: Why are you on the floor?

Lawrance: I'm sad and have been stad can you get Collingwood?

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Buck: *working*

Collingwood: buck how long have you been working for?

Buck: 120 hours

Collingwood: how are you still breathing normally? 

Buck: no clue

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Buck:*crying*

Green: What's wrong?

Buck: *crying* I need to stop crying! 

Green:  ....... I'm going to kill numita

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Lawrance: okay. How do we contain this scp?

Carson: we burn it

Lawrance: NO

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Rilly: 999 is yuck

Collingwood:*gasp* how dear you?

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Buck: i hate failures

Numita: like yourself?

Green: SHUT UP!

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Ramsey: Can we kill scp 953?

05: no

*120 hours later*

Ramsey: Can we kill scp 953?

05: no

*120 hours later* 

Ramsey: Can we kill scp 953?

05:*irritated* no

Ramsey: can-

05: NO

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