Buck: Stressed.
Ramsey: Depressed.
Green: Possessed.
Lawrance: Obsessed.
Collingwood: Impressed
Carson: Chicken breast.
Everyone: ...What?
Carson: I just wanted to join in
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Carson: Can I bother you for a second?
Lawrance: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.
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Carson: Rules were made to be broken.
Collingwood: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Green: Uh, piñatas.
Buck: Glow sticks.
Lawrance: Karate boards.
Ramsey: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Carson: Rules.
Collingwood:...
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Buck: how woude you like her coffie?
Collingwood: as dark as my soul
Buck; okay a cup of milk coming up
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Buck: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Ramsey: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Collingwood: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned.
Carson: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Green: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Lawrance: I have emotional scars.
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Lawrance: You’d be stupid to lay a hand on me.
Carson: Oh, you’d be surprised how much stupid s*** I do.
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Buck: it's called the circle of life becuse it's pointless
Jones: THE POINT OF THIS MEETING IS TO TELL THE NEW RECRUTS WHAT THE MOST DIFFCULT PART OF WORKING HERE IS!
Buck: finding the will to live!
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Buck: I dare you-
Collingwood: Carson is not allowed to accept dares anymore.
Buck: Why not?
Carson: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say
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Buck: I have locked Carson in a cage designed by his own art. Oh, he have been well and truly hoist by his own petard.
Collingwood: Could you put it another way? I didn’t understand a word of that.
Buck: I’m blackmailing him.
Collingwood: Oh, happy days.
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Carson: *speaking Spanish*
Green: I know, I know.
Lawrance: You speak Spanish?
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Scp animated - tales from the foundation Oneshots
RandomI'm getting in love with scp and this is my fav wed sires so here we go. Also this is like 99% dr buck
