Cream: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!
Thomas: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Mist, go find out if that thing can catch fire!
Cream: You're a bad influence.
Thomas: And you don't know your sayings.
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Leo: My head hurts.
Carson: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.
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Lawrence:*injured on the grounded*
Cream: Okay Janice, can you let me get to lawrence?
Janice: NO I'M MILDLY MAD AT MY DAUGHTER SO.I DON'T CARE WHO LIVES OR DIES
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Carson: Yum, thanks!
Kidnapper: *puts more tape over his mouth* I said stop eating it.
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Carson: Seriously, Numita, how many people would you have killed if the foundation asked you to?
Numita: That’s not important
Carson: I DISAGREE.
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Mist: they can't make fun of you if your already making fun of yourself
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Lawerence: *is throwing stones at Molly's window*
Molly: You have a phone for a reason, Lawrence!
*THUD*
Molly: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!
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Carson: I don’t remember that.
Molly: Do you remember that night last week when you slept in a revolving door?
Carson: ...No.
Molly: Okay, do you remember when you were chased by those wild dogs for two miles?
Carson: Not especially, no.
Molly: It was in between those two things.
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Carson: Hello Valeria, made anyone cry today?
Valeria: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.
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Amelia: Hey, did you know as a kid I accidentally ate paper?
Molly: I feel like we've all done that at least once.
Gustav: I ate it too-
Molly: See?
Gustav:: -On purpose...
Amelia and Molly: ...What?
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Ramsey: I'll offer you some friendly advice-
Mist: I don't want your advice.
Ramsey: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.
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Petal: Okay! Let’s play Kiss Marry Kill! First, who would you kill?
9870: *points at Numita*
Janice: *points at Numita*
Thomas: *points at Numita*
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Thomas: Look guys, I need help
Ramsey: Love help?
Molly: Financial help?
Carson: Emotional help?
Mist: Help moving a body?
Everybody: *looks at Mist*
Mist: What? You know I'm joking right?
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Janice: You're not allowed to talk to your uncle anymore.
Mist;... Mother, I literally work with him.
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Jones: Thomas takes out the trash.
Thomas: Sure,let's go numita
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Cream: LAWRENCE THIS IS YOUR 5TH TIME IN THE MED SECTOR THIS WEEK AND ITS MONDAY
Lawerence:....
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Janice: I’m a bad person, I’m a very bad person, I’m a horrible person.
Everyone:
Janice: No you’re not, Janice! We still love you, Janice!
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Amelia: Are you listening to me?
Gustav: *nods*
Amelia: What did I just say?
Gustav: *nods*
Amelia: …
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Cream: Carson, how could you possibly have gotten into this much trouble in one day?
Carson: It... It didn't take me the whole day…
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Thomas: What is it called when you kill a friend?
Amelia: Homicide.
Molly: Murder.
Lawrence: Homiecide.
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Scp animated - tales from the foundation Oneshots
RandomI'm getting in love with scp and this is my fav wed sires so here we go. Also this is like 99% dr buck
