Lost Paradise | BOOK 1

023 | 𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝, 𝚖𝚢 𝚝𝚢𝚙𝚎

Their shoes crunch against the grass as they run across the path in the forest.

The game has begun.

Well it did after Utahime and Satoru finished their bickering in the intercom.

Poor Utahime didn't get to finish her heartwarming speech because Satoru was being a butthole.

"It's like tournament arcs in Shonen animes" muttered Chuuya staring at the screen(s). "Cool."

"Chuuya~" Osamu cooed "You're such a fanboy sometimes, it's kind off annoying and childish, please learn to tone it down a bit?"

Chuuya's eye twitched side eyeing the brown haired man who was holding a streamer and a folded paper hat with the words "Yukiko's no.1 FAN!!"

"Sure.." the ginger haired male scowled taking off his own regular hat and putting it on his lap. "fucking hypocrite."

Dazai deadpans "I can hear you, ya'know?"

"Good for you then." Chuuya hissed. "You have functioning ears."

"Are you jealous of my merch?" The brunette grinned. "That's so sad, you finally realized your taste in hats are tacky?"

"Excuse me?! Why you-"

Yaga cuts off their argument with a cough.

Both men shuffle among their seats effectively shutting up- not after throwing each other a playful glare.

Satoru chuckled observing the scene.

Who would've believe these two childish men are the boss and executive of Port Mafia? Not only that, the biological parents of their very own Dazai Yukiko.

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Where were we? Oh right, back to running.

Yukiko narrowed her eyes at her surroundings carefully calculating ang predicting where and when a curse or an opponent will come out.

A spider-like curse appeared in front of them. Before Maki attempted to exorcise it, Yukiko blocked her with her arm, just in time as Todou makes his grand and destructive entrance.

"Alright!" Exclaimed the obnoxious ape "Everyone's here!"

"Come at me!" Todou hollered "All at once!"

Itadori went ahead and kneed him in the face.

"Disperse!" Yukiko ordered.

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About an hour ago: preparation time.

"Todou would definitely act on his own and barrel straight towards us." Yukiko remarked.

"Mai might follow after and target me." Maki suggested.

"Should we do operation trials of the mortal god * ?" Yukiko suggested.

Nobara, Yuuji, Panda and Maki stared at her confused.

"Fish Flakes!" Inumaki disagreed.

"He's right." Remarked Fushiguro. "Shouldn't it be stars lie on the rooftop scene* or cold hug of a warm man* ?"

"Megumi-kun, Toge-senpai," Yukiko gave them a smirk. "Have any of my operation suggestions ever gone awry?"

Inumaki hung his head down, giving the female a curt nod.

Fushiguro sighed and averted his gaze to his palm.

For a mere three seconds it was silent.

"Okay!" Roared Kugisaki "Translation please?!" She yelled "WE DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR WEIRD CODES OKAY?!"