So in a few hours I expect to be tortured in a salon
Few hours ago, I nearly screamed bloody murder in a nail salon. No not because I'm a dude.
NO ONE EVER UNDERSTOOD THE PAIN IN MY LEFT RING TOE
Hey at least the staff was nice enough to ask if I'm okay
Jeezbus I want to find a nail polish remover
Speaking of salons... Yeah... Torture
I'm not used to beauty treatments or make up. What is make up even?! And that awkward moment I realized Phil still did make up better than I do
*cries*
So yeah. Have fun with your natural faces while I try not to cry in a few hours
Its not funny trying to look human hurts
*stares at you*
Because I'm born a fabulous potato *sashays away*
