ATTENTION PEOPLE DAN AND PHIL ARE GOING ON A TOUR AND THEY'RE RELEASING A NEW BOOK
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I CANT WAIT FOR THE WORLDWIDE PREORDER OF "The Amazing book is not on fire"
MUM I KNOW WHAT I WANT ALREADY
ITS ALL OVER TUMBLR AND THE PHANDOM IS HAVING A FREAK OUT AND LOOK A WAR BEGUN
NO NO NO THEY'RE NOT JOINING THE BANDWAGON I ACTUALLY LEGIT WANTED A BOOK FROM THEM AND A TOUR WOULD BE NICE WHERE WILL THE BOYS GO PLEASE LET THEM COME TO MY COUNTRY MUM I'M HAVING A FREAK OUT
MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM
NO MUM DAN AND PHIL ARE STRAIGHT SORRY PHANDOM MEMBERS ACTUALLY ITS NOT OUR BUSINESS TO KNOW
I CAN'T STOP TYPING IN CAPS I'M EXCITED FOR THE BOOK AND ALL THE 224 PAGES OF SURPRISES
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*spazzes*
Adi: Twi? Everything alright?
YOU NOW HAVE THE PERMISSION TO CALL ME CHANNY
Simon: :(
SIMON GET OUT
Random Person: Uh Channy?
EVERYONE GET THE FUCK OUT ADI STAY HERE YOU BITCH I THINK MY LUNGS ARE GOING TO BE SCREWED UP OH WAIT THEY ARE ALREADY *runs around the place*
Adi: I thought you don't run
I CAN TASTE BLOOD IN MY MOUTH
*passes out*
Adi: In conclusion, Channy is just excited for the book. And looks like she's saving up to buy one. On a side note, she may or may not get a phone this summer. Let's pray she doesn't drop it from the second floor in their new house. Yeah their house is on the second floor. This is madness.
